Battle of the Roses

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Sydney | 13
Mood: Crazyschizowhackadoodles
Doing: Taking a whazz
Listening: Justin Beiber
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hi! Well, if you're looking at this then you're a stalker!!!! CREEPER! Anywayzzzz....I like to put peanutbutter inbetween my toes at night because it gives off a relaxing feel like butterflies and chainsaws. And even sometimes...I sleep with cats because I'm allergic to blankets. They keep me warm. And they talk to me. Little voices telling me to hide Bob's body. Bob was my husband. People always said they couldn't see him and he wasn't there, but I knew he was there. And my best friends are Jake, Anna, and Abigail. Jake is the wall, Anna is the floor (she makes me sandwiches), and Abigail is Anna's twin sister, the ceiling. Jake is having an affair with both of them. O.o He ate Bob....then Anna spit him out on Abigail, and the cats keep telling me to hide his body. My pet unicorn, Bill, was caught doing drugs, and the Popo got him. I have to visit him in the crazy house once a week. I think the people there are sooo nice, and i'm jealous of Bill that he gets to live there! They have this really fun trampoline room, and all it is is cushions and sometimes they leave me there for hours with this pretty white jacket! I miss the cats then though...Jake can't talk to me, or Anna or Abigail, so I usually end up leaving after I chop off the heads of the guards there with my magic abilities! My house is a two story garbage can outside of burger king. These people are so nice, because they keep giving me free food. Sometimes, I even find cars that people leave me. I don't know why they lock them though, so it takes a while to get them going. My car doesn't go beep beep, it goes meep meep! My cats don't meow, they meh! Yeah, I work for the alligators in the sewers, but sometimes they try to take advantage of me so I have to kill them too. So....now I'm unemployed. But don't worry, I think the monkies down the streets are seriously considering me for a drug runner. Shh! Don't tell anyone! Well, that's me! If you want to know more, check out my story coming up all about my life! -lovezz, Ashcakes Sexydiaper Butterball, the 10th!


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