haha dude, i`ve been off for like a week so i dont even know what we were talking about, so honestly, when you were talking about shoving stuff down your throat and gag reflex... you know haha
my voice is not high pitched!! its mid tone.
Jared is too asleep to understand your blackmail ideas.
Naturally, I am far, far better than he is... you should know ;D
Only on your feet, Joey? How did you manage that? And is it as good as that time Jared dyed a red splodge on the underside of his hair that went bright ginger?
I think he called you fat. Sorry, Joey, I'll tell him off for that one - I won't be buying any more JD for a week and during that week he can sleep on the couch... even if his feet do get cold.
To be fair, Joey, if you carried on drinking as much as you were in England, you woud have had a beer gut by twenty. Don't worry, Jareds new exercise program starts today after he wakes up. I'm gonna get him to walk his lazy butt down to the shops and walk back (six miles total) with two very heavy shopping bags.
Of course, he doesn't know this... yet.... but he will by the time you get around to reading this.
Makes sense now. See, when you say everyone, you should be more specific.
Aww, Joey... we all knew XD
We all still know.
Oh, shit, gotta go, Jared's awake and eating all my best cereal.
Jared is a very sexy man indeed and pretty good as far as drunken fuck-buddies go though I have had better (yes, Jared, you did read that correctly and no you cannot 'edit' my comments.)
I think walking in the heat is worse than walking in the cold 'cause in the heat I get really bad sunburn and the it hurts when I do anything for ages... and then I have to walk home again the next day in the same heat...
You have to buy your own textbooks?! Outrage! I only have to buy any 'extra' books I may or may not need. Three miles in that heat? Damn, I pity you.
Jared says he doesn't pity you and that you need the exercise. He's being a hypocrite - he's put on at least two pounds since you left (I can tell...)
I didn't get my licence at sixteen, I still haven't gotten a licence. Jared didn't get his at sixteen (though he shouldn't have gotten one anyway) and as far as I know, neither did Scotty. See? Not 'everyone' got licences at sixteen.
Yes, cookie for the winner.
You are gay. Or mostly anyway. I'm not sure whether 'incidences' permit me to say this but whatever - you're gay and we all know it. Especially Jared.
Not on there backs silly! Hahaha. Dont they have a pouch or something? Or is it just my imagination of lack of too many cartoons, lmao. Thats a looooong disfunctional word for me. Haha what does it even mean?
Damn, that's really, really hot. I don't like it when it's that hot, Jared seems to think its okay to not wear much/anything in times of heat. At least when it's cold he has to keep his clothes on.
Yes, -4 is cold. Very cold. And I still have to walk home from work.
Your vocabulary continues to amaze me.
Still haven't done your homework? Neither have I.
Finally, you changed your location. FINALLY! I win again.
Jared says he knows you wanted to know his underwear colour really - I think he may have found that bottle of JD I hid in my underwear draw.
Jared also says that my underpants are green today. He's lying. They're black.
Wow, pink with grey stars? Dang, Scotty has been out-gayed.
Aww, if they weren't evil I would so own one! And ride one to school :D That would be do gnarly if I owned one! Hahaha. Buut sadly as you say they are awfully dangerous and can kill someone with one kick -_-
lmao, I think accents are so cool! Haha.
I don't think your gonna die in an early age like this.
Unless you happen to run into a dangerous kangaroo >.<
Hahaha. I'm kidding.
Hii,
Yeah, merry old England has been really really cold recently. Like, it was minus four degrees the other day. Needless to say, I have not been in the pool recently.
And school has started again! Ugh. Its every bit as crappy as I remembered, only now it's crappy AND icy.
What a wonderful country I live in.
-Kyla.
xoxo
ps. Yeah, you still haven't changed it. And yay! You swear in German the way I do!
*sniffles* I'm so proud...
pps. Jared wishes you to know that he's wearing blue boxers today.
ppps. My underpants are red today.
hahaha yeah you should probably go get food or something, ohh god i ate so much today, we had a competition to see who could fit the most food in their mouth, so we bought 3 large pizzas. my friend jesika won, she's like, 4'9" tall. i feel so immasculated.... lol
Hey Joey-munchkin!!!!
Just a note to say that me and Jared are getting along fabulously this year, no I'm not currently drunk (Jared is though - he says hi) and.... uhh, shit, I can't actually remember why I was writing now.
But, yeah, hi. I haven't talked to you in ages.
What the fudge ? Hahaha. You have animals there that I would be reading in story books ! lmao, geeeeeez. Annnd yet you say many people have died or been injured by some animals, but your still here alive x]
Then I'm glad I keep you somehow entertained xD
Haha there's a baby mouse in my closet! It just came out of nowhere from the kitchen and I screamed really loud till it ran in my room. I haven't slept in my room for 3 days :P
my voice is not high pitched!! its mid tone.