About the fact that I am a biological female with all of the anatomically correct lady parts and I can stand up and pee and ACTUALLY HIT THE WATER more often and with more accuracy than three anatomically correct young males.I honestly just don't even.My brothers are 18, 16, and 12. And they still cannot aim and pee properly.I swear, every time I go into our bathroom upstairs (The downstairs one...

I honestly never understood how "gluck" was supposed to be a noise that zombies make. I've read so many comics, and they make noises like that and what is a "gluck" even supposed to sound like? COME ON, WALKING DEAD, GET ON A LEVEL YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER.Lol JK. I don't really care that the zombies say "gluck", it's just a trend I noticed and it makes me giggle._____Bioshock is taking over my...

I would like to start this blog on a positive note by saying that Hina and I are super excite to have a fabulous, talented, outside the box writer added to our co-write team in the form of The Sun God. There are definitely some amazing ideas flying around that I couldn't have come up with.________On a not so positive note, I mentioned in my last blog that I got kicked out of my house today. And...

But my boyfriend let me borrow Bioshock Infinite and I only got to play through like a quarter of it so far.And I can't contain my excites.We even went to my house and picked up my XBox and brought it to my aunt's and plugged everything in and even though there are cats in my lap, I'm bouncing up and down as I type this because I'm so excited for this.SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!_____Oh, update on...

That my iPod which I have been looking up and down for fell out of my pocket in the parking lot at work and I didn't notice and now it is gone forever.I have been freaking out trying to find this iPod. Crying over this iPod. Losing sleep over this iPod. And today, I nearly threw up because of this iPod."What makes it such a big deal?" You may or may not ask.Well. If I had bought it for myself, I'd...

I've not yet had the chance to talk to the amazing Katie, but I concocted this ode out of reading her stories and what other people have said/wrote about her and her own blogs/blog layouts.Kaite, if you read this, I hope you enjoy. :D____________________The amazing Katie Mosing.You can bet she's never posing.She's gorgeous as a rose(ing).Knows when to appear;With her brightness and cheer;Even when...

Srys bizness tho.I just want to curl up here with a giant plate of pizza rolls, a flash drive full of Wolf's Rain, and story updates buzzing around my brain. And my aunt's five cats on my lap. YES I'M STILL OVER THERE.But sadly, I cannot. Wookie said he would come and get me. And as much as I love the idea of getting a break from my great aunt's house and cats and go somewhere that isn't work, I...

... Am I for this new story idea.Getting this idea has made me a lot less stressed out about this laptop situation. It'll be nice to settle down and just lose myself in this idea and in updating my other things.Hopefully, I'll get this started and get everything else updated before I crash with five cats piled on me. (My great aunt is, indeed, that cat lady.)Hina, we need to discuss this...

BLOB.You guise.My laptop crashed. again.I literally cannot even.I am so done with that thing, it's amazing.It's still at the computer shop in town, getting looked at.Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.I'm thinking about selling the thing to Best Buy for their refurbishing program and buying a new one instead, because this is the fourth time in the past two years this thing has just crapped on me.Mrehhhhh.Anyway, I'm...

I mean, I understand that not being able to see them protects their identities in case they decide to unsubscribe from a story, so that that way they're not getting hassled or asked why they unsubscribed.But it would be able to see them right when they subscribe and then have it become hidden. Like a one time alert thing, you know?Like in an e-mail or something and then once that's done, it's all...

I did it again!That's twice in one day, Mibba. I am so proud of myself. I actually started two new stories that I'm super excited about and I did them in the same day and I kept them straight and didn't mix the ideas up.So many feels.I haven't written this much in so long. Like, I'm pretty sure I haven't written this much since I got really depressed and wanted to fall off the face of the...

I did it!I started another story. Kinda pumped about it, not gonna lie. I'm going to try to keep it interesting, although I know that it could easily start to go cliched and predictable. I'm excited to try to tackle it though. The idea just has me excited.In other, unimportant news.I'll probably try to start this beauty today at some point and also I'm hoping to update my baby at some point this...

True story.I am so tired, if I wasn't tired, I'd still be tired.Yeah, baby, you know how it do.MMMMMKAY I'LL STOP NOW.Anyway, I have absolutely no idea what I want to start writing. I want to do everything at once and the ideas are mashing together and just...Just...Maybe I'll try to do a few one-shots or something. I feel like I'm kind of out of practice with writing anyway. But I dunno. Maybe...

Guise.Guise.GUISE.Stop me now. I just made two story layouts for two story ideas which hatched in my head simultaneously.I already have two stories that I haven't updated in a while, and I have this feeling that as soon as I start one of the others, I'll neglect my already existing ones.Not that I want to. I just know myself. I'm no good at juggling things like that.But look how pretty.THEY'RE...

So, I went into Victoria's Secret yesterday for the first time in about four years. Admittedly, I was looking for something nice because I'm planning something nice and yeah.I walked in the door, and immediately, one of the women that worked there was right in front of me, "greeting" me.This is how it went:"Are you looking for anything in particular today?""No, I'm just kinda looking.""Alright,...

... I became that girl today.That girl that became instantly possessive and wanted to rip another girl's giant, pointless, not even actual prescription, needed to wear, hipster type glasses off of her face and then drag her around by her hair.Why did I want to do these things?Because she bought my boyfriend a pop.Actually, no.Although, that was what put me over the edge.Let me 'splain.There is...

... For my age. This is the first time (Though, I'm sure it isn't the last.) that this has happened to me.Let me 'splain.Every year since I graduated high-school (So three years, for those who don't know me. :3), I've helped my mom judge a speech competition that I used to compete in while in school.There are anywhere from fifty to a hundred kids who attend this competition each year, from roughly...

If you read that title in a "screamo" tone, props, Ralph mah mayne. MY MAIN MAYNE.Mibba, my social anxiety has been so awful lately.It's been coming and going in waves. And, even though it's been super easy for me to control in an actual social situation, it comes back to haunt me days later when I'm alone.It has never done that before. It always just grabs me right when I'm in that situation. I...

This is going to be a ranty pants journal, and I apologize in advance.Mmmmkay, so. Lately at work, everything has been hectic for me because I just took over as the head of our cosmetics department, and one of the girls selected to work under me has been purposely not doing stuff that I ask her to/doing it wrong just to mess with me.My manager doesn't believe me when I ask him for help, and my...

And I thought it was pretty awesomesauce, but I also love the Bond franchise. I've watched the movies since I was really little, since they were my grandpa's favorites.Everything about them just speaks to the bro in me. The part that wants to watch the good guy kick ass and blow things up and perform amazing, unrealistic stunts and just do what he does best even though NOTHING LIKE THIS WOULD...