16 things...

16 things to do at Wal-Mart1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk...
August 9th, 2007 at 01:26pm

Do not open before christmas

The ribbon on my wrist says do not open before christmas.Thats what the song says.But whe you really think about it, when is before christmas, Does it start a few months after it passes?Or is it until december? then after christmas its no longer before christmas until december comes once more?So does that mean you cant 'open' your wrist from December 1st to the 25th?Does this make any sence?I'm...
May 3rd, 2007 at 04:10pm