April Fool's Day Is No Joking Matter

Sorry to burst your bubble of ignorance, but April Fool's Day should not be celebrated. I hate to be the Debby-Downer on this otherwise shit parade, but you need to realize what April Fool's Day is actually a part of. Millions of people, millions of innocent lives, die every year on this exact day. Some of that is even caused by April Fool's Day Pranks gone wrong. Yeah, never thought about that,...
April 1st, 2015 at 07:28pm

The Secret to Getting Noticed

Having trouble with the infamous aspect of being "social"? Did you finally decide to unwrap yourself from the duvet burrito you'd be hiding under for most of your adolescent years? Are you tired of not given a second glance, both online and offline? Well, you--the one with the crooked glasses and cheeto fingers--have come to the right place!THE SECRET TO GETTING NOTICED by A Very Well-Known...
March 31st, 2015 at 11:16pm

I Used to Be Good at Writing

For some reason, I've just completely engulfed myself in all things writing lately. Whether it's this seemingly endless Spring Break or the fact I can afford waking up at 3 AM to an explosion of ideas, I frankly do not know. But I know I've missed writing; a lot. Do you ever get those moments? As writers, I know I'm not the only one who tends to drift away from the scholarly pen only to come...
March 30th, 2015 at 07:00pm