Lonely In Alaska (an MCR'ed-out joke).

Lonely in Alaska.Tom Mikey had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally, sick of the stress, he quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month. Otherwise, it was total peace and quiet.After about six months of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door.He opened it and a huge,...
February 28th, 2007 at 11:57pm