Hi. It's my birthday and I don't really have any plans for today. I'm just going to go to college then go home and sleep, because why not? This is basically all I wanted to say.Now I have to make this 100 words and you don't have to read any more than this. I'll just go on about my day.I had a fight today and I got a 15 minute detention. (I know, pointless, right?) A guy in my classes tried to act...

I just want to say to the mods, I'm not sure about the new capitalisation rule for the blog title, so if I've done it wrong than sorry(?) Or if anyone notices that I've done the title wrong can you let me know please! Swiftly moving on~I've had a few people say to me "Jamie you're such a girl" and "Jamie I swear you're a girl in a boys body" and this annoys me a lot because it's starting to raise...

This is possibly the most awkward blog I have ever attempted to post since I haven't posted one in so long. I just want to say I miss my friends on here. I know I'm ignored everybody for, well months(?) and I've pushed everybody away but I really want a friend right now, or even better than a friend, I just want someone to talk to that won't stop replying after five minutes or someone who won't...

Oh my goodness I really want to do this because I'm follow fashion and like loads of people are doing it!1. If someone stole your favorite item, what would you yell out of anger?Motionless In White - Devil's nightThis is already really awkward is anybody knows this song.2. You trip and fall in front of your crush, they say:Asking Alexandria - The Match3. A moment of disappointment hits you, what...

No names involved, but the guy I like told me he likes me. Guys can I just, HE TOLD ME HE LIKES ME.And when he told me I sort of sat there for a minute, didn't reply, was just a bit likeI mean seriously, I'm not one to fangirl but me. Who on earth would like me? I'm literally smiling like a freak at the moment. I just went downstairs smiling and said night to me dad, he just looked at me as if to...

I am pissed off at the moment. I'm so sick of all this discrimination around me, like what is going on. Sure some people are assholes because they hate things that are different but why literally bully someone because of it.I just heard something about my friend wanting to use the rest room in public and she wasn't allowed in the ladies rest room because she looks like a male. Sorry but what the...

ohemgee Daniel fitzpleasure thinks he's my boyfriend. He is stalking me. He just wants to be all up in this java juice and I can't handle it. I know I'm sexy and all but really boy get your life together. I don't even date boys. I only date walruses. If you're not a walrus why you even talk to me? Like bye. Daniel is cute and all and he is too fabulous but I can't lower my standards to human. All...

I got so shit faced last night. My dad told me I had to be home by 12am and I got home at 5am, shit faced and high. My dad went absolutely mental. I'm not allowed out next weekend and I have to come home straight after college everyday. Can someone save me please?Tea has been my best friend today and I feel so British drinking it, in other words I feel like a complete boss. Anyhow, I'm doing this...

Well okay, so it's not all boys but most of the boys I've come across have done this. They tell you they like you at the worst possible time and when you tell them you don't like them they either go awol or they keep replying but they're super blunt. Why? WHY?I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday so my mood had been up and mainly down. Another boy I've known for a while now told me today that he...

I don't know if it's just me but I'm very blank towards Americans and this makes me sad. Obviously I'm not saying it to bash and you can clearly see that, but my point is I'm blank towards Americans because of many reasons.I think the main reason is that I just don't get a long with them. I've spoken to a few in the past and we always fight but I think it's because we're too different. It gets to...

So I almost broke up with my boyfriend this morning so I've been in a really shit mood all day but oh my gosh we just made up in the funniest way ever!There was screaming coming from outside and swear on me nan I thought it was my cat being attacked to I ran outside (and it's fucking dark I'll have you all know) and all of a sudden I was surrounded by 4 foxes. What the fuck. I repeat, WHAT THE...

Firstly,I just had a friend say to me that someone told her she's "too fat to be a well respected pop star" ahem, what?This is for the person who got called fat, but this is also aimed to anybody reading this. If anybody calls you fat in a negative manor, flip them off. I mean when I get called fat by someone being an ass hole I just play it cool and I'm like "Do not lie you want to make love to...

Psh, this girl told me her weave is nicer than mine? Like who even are you? Have you seen my weave? It's so fab and fab and oh, fab. Get your head out of my weave and into your books girlfriend. Okay I doubt anybody is taking me seriously now, but hey, my weave is p e r f e c t.And the thing that makes me cringe the most in life... when you hear boys pissing. Like ew, what the fuck? I was sitting,...

On mibba I started a story called.Bones. Since then I've had a few messages saying "I also have a eating disorder. Give me some tricks and tips to lose weight?" Excuse me? It's a mental illness, not a fucking hipster trend.And eating disorders have been trending on here a lot lately and there's been a lot of "dieting" blogs and "how to lose weight" blogs. Can you all just stop or? It's just...

H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H ANope it was terrible like y r u even laffing?I was walking like a sassy diva looking all sassy like London's piff tings init and this complete asshole thought it would be funny to drive really fast to that he could splash the rain puddle all over my sexiness. The water went all up my sexy trousers and urg no, nope, just no.So I thought ay asshole swear on me nan...

People keep asking me "How's school?" and I want to say thank you for the consideration but I keep telling you I'm not in school, I'm in college! Then I get the "wow you must be super smart to be in college. How did you get into college at 16?" So basically in the UK, the system works like this:Primary school - 5 - 11 years oldHigh school - 11-16 years oldCollege - 16-18 years oldUniversity - 18+...

Would anybody willingly put themselves through pain for beauty?I'm just simply wondering, so if you could comment letting me know that would be great, please & thanks.Above is all you really need to read. Now I have to make this stupid blog 100 words so um, tomorrow I think I'm going to stay in bed and the next day I think I will lay on the floor. On Saturday I think I will sit on a chair,...