What's up, whores? Oh my god. My phone autocorrected whores to whites. I had to go back and change that, so obviously you don't start reading this and see 'What's up, whites?'. Jesus, that could have ended VERY badly. People would have read this and thought, 'Oh. So she's racist.' I am NOT racist, people. I have quite a few good racist jokes, but I am not sharing those today, unless I get requests...