I haven't done a blog post in a while that has not contained sarcastic comments and humorous gifs and screenshots, so please, bear with me. I'm sure I'll end up posting another one tonight.A huge wave of reality hit me this morning that I'm going to be applying to art schools in a few months. It also hit me that I have literally nothing to use in a portfolio — and since I've blogged about...

I'm rebelling against my boss (AKA my dad) because he told me to get some sleep since I have to wake up mad early tomorrow and I say fuck it that I'm not the slightest bit tired. Also, my half sister — my thirty-something year old half sister — thought it'd be a great idea to pay a visit to my household and decided that 11:30 at night would be a great time to do so. So, that woke me up.NOTE:...

Side Note: I saw the movie Jobs today and I thought it was really good and inspiring (although my dad saw the documentary and said it was a million times better) but regardless I recommend y'all go see it at some point. I also just watched the Roast of James Franco and loved every second of it because Sarah Silverman is a goddess of humor and because of Bill Hader and Jonah Hill laughing literally...

YES THIS POST IS GOING TO BE IN ALL CAPS. AND PROBABLY LOTS OF BOLD.I'VE NOTICED A LOT OF ANNOYANCE IN PEOPLE ON THIS WEBSITE LATELY, SO I'M ASSUMING YOU ALL HAVE SOME PENT UP FRUSTRATION. I KNOW I HAVE SOME PENT UP FRUSTRATION AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS LAY IN BED AND AGGRESSIVELY TYPE IN ALL CAPS YELL ABOUT THINGSTHINGS I WANT TO YELL ABOUT1. I'M SO MAD THAT I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE THIS YEAR2. MY...

I saw someone's blog post about astrology and was inspired to share this with y'all.As the title says, astrology is rad. It is so rad and so interesting to learn about, especially when you get past the zodiac stuff that everybody knows about. Moon signs are rad. Planet positions are rad. Houses are rad. EVERYTHING IS SO RAD — and I think everybody should learn more about their astrological...

There is a whole world out there, with plenty of places to explore and plenty of things to learn. If I get accepted into an art school next year (Which is the only way I will go to college; an art school), then I have approximately one full year to spend virtually doing whatever I want to do. So, due to a lack of better things to do this morning, I created a list of things that I really want to...

STORY UPDATES: I swear, I'm blogging more than I'm writing. I apologize no I don't. I tend to blog a lot when I have writers block or a lack of inspiration (needless to say, I've been pretty active on tumblr lately). So, for any subscribers who may be reading this and are asking, Hey Kylie, when are you going to fucking upload a new chapter to any of your uncompleted stories? Don't leave me...

Did you know the attention span of a goldfish only lasts for three seconds? Okay, so attention span isn't the correct term for what I'm going to talk about, but it's shorter and more creative than saying "I'm super interested and can't make up my mind and majorly stress out when it comes to making decisions and also change my life goals every two hours."I've come to the realization that I am...

I just made a blog post less than ten minutes ago, but I also just watched an episode of Bob's Burgers and it is literally always funny and I want to take the time out of my night to post my favorite screen caps and/or gifs of the show so HERE WE GO!!! (PS these are all going to be about Tina because if I had to relate myself to any fictional character, it would most definitely be Tina Belcher).^...

Peter Pan has always been my favorite Disney movie, and because of this, I felt obligated to read the book Tiger Lily by Jodi Lynn Anderson. It's kind of like a retelling of the movie, except the main focus is on Tiger Lily, and Neverland was much more different and much more dangerous in the book. I didn't really know what to expect out of it to be honest, since based off of the reviews, all the...

Another Saturday night alone, another survey stumbled across. I have nothing else to do since I can't sleep which shouldn't be a surprise by now and I'm feeling a bit deep and such, so I did yet another survey~SURVEY TIME1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they...

Everyone has probably heard this before, but I think it's very important.As obvious as it may be, we only have on life to live. If you want to live a million lives, then read a lot of good books — but if you want to live your own life to the best of it's potential, I think it's important to sit down and really think about what you want to do with it. Lock yourself in your room. Grab a notebook...

I literally just spent 45 minutes typing up answers to this big ass survey so that y'all could get to know me better and possibly want to be my friend, but since I have a MacBook Pro and the mousepad is so fucking touchy, IT WENT BACK TO THE PREVIOUS PAGE AND I LOST EVERYTHING AND I'M SO MAD, BUT I'M GOING TO SUM IT UP IN SOME BULLET POINTS SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE I WASTED SO MUCH OF MY TIME WHEN I...

I hope nobody saw my first blog post because that layout was hella dreadful.Hello there friends, it is three o'clock in the morning and I'm too badass to sleep not tired so I figured I would take time out of my sleeping schedule to tell you some things about myself.THE BASICS, SHALL WE?- My name is Kylie and I am eighteen years old and even though most of my stories do not have a particularly...