He wrote "birthday cake, English yew, and 'Sorry For Your Loss' card" on his grocery list. He grinned smugly as he made his way to the store. Oh, yes. This was going to be perfect. He had made subtle implications to his friend all week that he was going to murder somebody. He couldn't wait to see the look on the cashier's, a.k.a. his friend's, face when he set the items on the conveyor belt....

He didn't realize you could fall without actually falling.Sherlock Holmes could tell people their whole life story just by a smudge on their shoe or the new tie they wore.She is starting to get used to waking up to the sound of screaming.Animals needed five simple things to survive: food, water, shelter, habitat, and a chainsaw.He wrote "birthday cake, English yew, and 'Sorry For Your Loss' card"...