I FUCKING HATE LADS!!!!!Why can't they ever just be normal?!?!?!? I mean, what a lad says and what a lad means are CLEARLY two different things!!! Like, a guy can say "I like your dress" and he could mean ANY number of things: "I hate it, but I want you to notice me so I'm talking to you", "it'd look better on my bedroom floor" or he actully could mean "I like your dress". And THEN we have "see...

I was in town today, and I started feeling really run down and sleepy. Classic symptoms of... *drumroll and gasps* CAFFEINE DEPRIVATION!!! bad thing when you're talking about me. I went into Starbucks, 'cause Sophie's always saying how lush the white chocolate mochas are, but they were majorly money-consuming. So I wnet into Pret, and ordered a mocha, and sat down at this little corner table like...