Azahlea

Lets see:

I'm quite possibly insane... hyperactive, obsessive, weird, my own species. Oh, and future ruler of the universe and all parallel realms, so get used to the idea.

I'm the person you think is insane, schizophrenic, brutally honest, random, rude, and just plain different, and I am, so you can either except me or shut the fuck up and get lost. I'm Bisexual. Deal with it. I hate homophobes and labels, and you do not want to see me pissed off... ask any of my friends. I like almost any music, except for rap and country. Sorry, but rap is just... talking to music, no talent involoved, and country makes me want to kill someone.. sorry... but I love alternative, metal, punk, "emo"...especially Fall Out Boy, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Korn, Three Days Grace, The Used, I could go on but I won't.

I'm totally in love with anime, mostly Naruto, but I do love Death Note, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain,, Elfen Lied, InuYasha, and others.

Oh, and I"m Jeffery, the guy who lives in Azahlea's head and actually pays attention in class while she doodles. We talk sometimes, and it really freaks people out, but if they don' t think having a voice in your head is insanely awesome, who gives a damn about them. JEFFERY GET OFF MY PROFILE!

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to raid my own fridge, because my friend isn't here to do that for me.
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But, while I'm gone, enjoy this long list of bands I like:

My Chemical Romance (bet you couldn't guess that)
Breaking Benjamin
Chevelle
Fall Out Boy
Paramore
Jimmy Eat World
The Used
Linkin Park
The Matches
Sugarcult
Cute is What We Aim For
Flow
Good Charolette
Simple Plan
Blink-182
Korn
Plain White T's
All Time Low
Smashing Pumpkins
New Found Glory
The Used
Atreyu
Nightmare
Flyleaf
Jenny Rom
Disturbed
-There are pleanty more, but I'll stop here.-

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And now the The 10 Commandments of MCR
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt ROCK HARD!

And yes people, My Chemical Romance is a religion... called Chemicalism

For everyone who’s played ring around the ambulance
For everyone who now calls their Mom “Mama”
For everyone with dreams and hopeless hair
For everyone who has decided not to drink to support Gerard
For everyone who believes that Frerard lives
For everyone who mourns the loss of Mikey’s glasses
For everyone who says “fuck” as much as possible
For everyone who proudly wears fingerless gloves
For everyone made by the sharpest things we say
For everyone who wants to kill the MTV Techie who killed Pansy
For everyone who shall smack those who don’t know who Pansy is
For everyone who wants to live at 69 Gerard/Mikey Way
For everyone who wants to glomp every member of MCR
For everyone who’s not afraid to keep on living
For everyone who knows Mikey is the bands spiritual advisor
For everyone who’ll give them hell and hang ‘em high
For everyone who’s not here to pay a compliment
For everyone who replaces “easy” with “Easy peesy pumpkin peesy, pumpkin pie mother fuckers”
For everyone who supports Bob Bryar’s solo project
For everyone who’ll name a street “Cemetery Drive”
For everyone who seriously sucks at kickball
For everyone who shouts “and goodnight” whenever anyone says “so long”
For everyone who starting singing MCR songs randomly
For everyone who knows Bob is the muscle
For everyone who gets despairing looks due to MCR T-shirts and hoodies
For everyone who wants to poke Ray’s hair
For everyone who freely admits they aren’t ok
For everyone who dreams of being a stage techie for an MCR concert
For everyone who has convinced themselves Jamia and Lynd-Z don’t exist
For everyone who screams like Frank
For everyone who’s young and doesn’t care
For everyone who knows Ray is the man with the plan
For every teenager who scares the shit out of people
For everyone in the Umbrella Academy
For everyone who wishes they could have seen Gerard in green tights
For everyone with glasses who wears them almost falling off their noses
For everyone who knows Mikey came up with the band name
For everyone who wonders why Ray won’t stop itching
For everyone who screams “We shoot mother fuckers like you!” at every opportunity
For everyone who cheered when Gerard got clean and sober
For everyone who owns every MCR song, released or not
For everyone who febreeze’s their clothes instead of washing them
For everyone who chooses coffee as their poison
For everyone who’s anti-rock and roll
For My Chemical Romance, and all their fans

From the new My Chemicalromance.com.. I've decided to quote one of Frank's blogs
"ok so i wanted to write a blog this morning but when i got to the site all i could do was read all of gerards posts....and think how in the fuck does he find the time??? the time to be in this band, write a comic, be a husband, and write hilarious reviews about reality tv?? not to mention have the time to watch reality tv enough to be able to write hilarious reviews about it? am i missing something? i mean really, not to mention his posts are fucking gripping, like you cant put the computer screen down, in fear that you may miss the secrets of the universe revealed to you in the middle of his thoughts about the pick up artist2. my posts are bullshit in comparison. i dare say there have to be multiples, gerard clones, or robots im not sure yet, all i know is that gerard way is way too productive for my comfort zone. somethings up and im too busy reading his blogs to find out what it is. xofrank
p.s. i had to google him to get the picture i posted, hah i just thought that was funny. ok im going to watch space chimps now."

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And now for random quotes

"All good men are gay, fictional or taken."-darkxblackxrain

"It had better be the end of the world if you're waking me up this early"-darkxblackxrain

"Lets get married and go adopt an asian baby"-Jazzy

"I'm in the land of insane... said the girl holding the water melon and pink daisy" darkxblackxrain

"The Penguins are EVERWHERE! they can't be trusted, they are suspicious!"-me

"No this is ridiculous! Back to the ghost please!"-darkxblackxrain

"When you read Manga, who has money for drugs?"-Dei

Dei:"Is that really what I sound like?"
Becca: "No that's me."
Dei: "Oh thank god!"

"I want to be a Pokemon, i would so come out of balls"-Dei

"In the middle of a gunfight... hide behind Mary" -darkxblackxrain

.. GAH I AM HUNGRY
-searches kitchen-
but I dont wanna make up dino mom"-Dei

-Carlisle come onto screen lookking really pretty-
Becca: I WANT HIM IN MY PANTS!
-whole theater filled with people turn to look at her-

"No, wait it could be like, Toxic sludge or something"
"I'm from New Jersey, I was born in toxic sludge"-"City of Ashes"

Chase:"So he thinks outside the box, is that so evil?"
Foreman: "He has no idea there IS a box!"

"In Regards to Mind-reading Vampires:
Keep My thoughts to Yourself." -me

"The Gingerbread latte at Starbucks is now called the Ginger-SNAP latte. They have something against bread." -Mikey Way

"You're so beautiful when you hate the world."-Zuko

"Other notable peg-warmers include:
Padme (Phantom Menace Wave 1)
Ric Ole (Also Phantom Menace Wave 1)
Arctic-Laser Attack Batman (I made that up but it probably exists)" -Gerard Way

"Yes, I'm slowly removing the model peices and replacing them with paper"-Jack
"Oh...."-two minutes later- "OH you were kidding..." -jazzy

Tricky:" wat do u usually eat for lunch?"
Me:" celery, pretzels, chips, cookies, chocolate"
Tricky: "thats not a lunch, thats an assortment of munchies "

"My own mother... thought I was a monster... She was right of course but it still hurt." - Azula.

-Alex gets a fragment of a purple sled and prepares to go down hill-
"Before you do that, don't you want to consider why all the sleds around here are in FRAGMENTS?" -me

"so after my phone stopped working for the 10th time of the day i accidentally dropped it against a concrete wall as hard as i could. i then took it to the apple store where they said it was my fault. i told them it was an accident. they said phones dont accidentally fly into walls. thats not true, look at the picture. then i pointed out that my circuit board is showing through the broken glass and that isnt gonna fly. i cut my ear on it whenever i get a call. they dont seem to care. i think they should replace it and they think im crazy. this clearly is a defective phone. ill see you on judge judy. " -bob bryar

We know the black parade is dead but we'll carry on because no one ever liked you anyway. Vampires Will Never Hurt you because I gave them drowning lessons. So can you put this spike in my heart because I never thought it'd be enough. You know what they do to guys like us in prison so I'm not okay I promise, because they make me do push ups in drag and thats all you had to say. This is the best day ever and ours are the sharpest lives, and we can run from the blood on your hands Romeo.

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DEATH QUOTES

Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the greatest good.

Death--the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening

Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.

Men fear death as children fear to go into the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.

The first breath is the beginning of death.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't to be there when it happens.

Death and life were not
Till man made up the whole
Made lock, stock, and barrel
Out of his bitter soul.

I know death has ten thousand several doors for men to take their exits

Verse, Fame, and Beauty are intense indeed,
But Death intenser - Death is Life's high meed.

Death is the veil which those who live call life:
They sleep, and it is lifted.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

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And finally, just going to tell a certain insane friend (and you know who you are) that i miss and love you, and i really hope to see you soon!