Michael Jackson.. / Comments

Is japense juice better?
i also love cereal.
it's so sugar filled sweetness.

There is no soy cow, so they market the soy juice as milk.
does soy "juice" sound good to you?
never tried that stuff, i get milk from Oberweis and that's good shit man!
I love chocolate milk to death!

I like my spaghetti with sauce...and noodles...im a tradtional kinda person when it comes to spaghetti.

EW!
Stripper sauce! Stripper sauce! (sounds sexy)
So that money you sniffed....stripper sauce!

Ah, I see.
You know, soy milk isn't milk.
It's soy juice.
Yet no one would market soy juice, cause by saying soy juice, you gag a little in your mouth.

Emm i love spaghetti! just suck at spelling it.

hehe that's funny.
You wanna know the only bad part of money?
Think about strippers.
It makes you not want to touch a dollar bill ever again.

Seriously?
Wow....that's pretty intense.
I'd eat the meat just to spite the mother fuckers for dream rape.
then again, everyone rapes my dreams.
i dont want certain people to guest star, but they do it any way.

well what do you eat?

I know right!?
I'll be sure to send lots of ABC gum to your house.
I heard that you might get gerard way's gum...not entirely sure though.

Ew.
I don't hate vegtables, but i eat them cause i wanna get skinny.
i could never be a vegetarian. Tried with my mom....and failed.
seriously, i could watch those cruelity videos while eating a stake going "yeah man *chew chew* this is horrible *chew chew*"

picky eater?
ha! there's not such thing as a picky eater in my house.
you eat what's on your plate or no dinner.
or you buy your own damn food.

I've never heard it called that before.
makes me not want to eat it.
but there is a company that sells ABC gum!
Already Been Chewed.
Send your used gum to the ABC factory!

Stale?
Oh my shower now shower now!
I know when i'm gonna die...my birth certificate has an experation date.

That reminds me of my favorite song Shake tramp!
Try a little more, little more, little more
they slap you like a bitch and you take it like a whore!

I fully agree!

Oh damn, I hate when someone close to you gets someone you want!
It sucks like crazy.
I actually think my life is interesting enough.
I have enough mental problems to last a life time.

You want my agoraphobia?
Cause trust me you can take it!
And i know! like my life is so busy!
I go everywhere and see everybody!
see i'm secretly a popstar.
Oh yeah....i'm Nelly New York!

Hannah Montanna is a poser!
She took my name!
My fame!
hehehe

I don't think i'm that funny.
But thank you sweet cheeks!

Right on sista woman!
It's funny, life is all about finding someone like ourselves.
I imagine if incest wasn't taboo in the states, people would be marrying their twins left and right.
Cause who'd know you better then your twin?
Or your doppleganger!

*GASP*
I have a stalker!

LONG COMMENT=FTW!

Aw, why thanks.
You're really interesting yourself sweetheart.

Ah yes, I learned that lesson quiet some time ago.
I'm a terrible speller, the reason really why spell check was made.
You want to know something weird?
We never know what we truly look like.
Apparently, we're seen 70% more attractive then we think we are.
And let's say someone hates you, then they see you as unattractive.
If someone likes you, they'll see you as attractive.

What do we really look like?

That's sweet.
I'll probably live on my own, I can't see myself getting past my social issues.
I want to adopt a teenager, since most kids over 10 or so don't ever get adopted. And I find that teens are easier to deal with then babies.

I'm a people person....for a while.
It's really a paradox.
An agoraphobic who loves the outdoors.

I can trust people within an instant, yet immediatly move away.
I haven't had a girlfriend in 3 years.

Aw, how cute.
I love seeing happy [gay] couples for some reason.
I still have some wish that frerard could someday be real....but nah.

And I have a question......

what made you decide to befriend me?
And not to be weird, even though i dont know what you look like, you have a cute personality.

Any certain kind of birds?
I'm more afraid of them shitting on me than anything.

Oh man, I can't go a day without some frerard in it.
It's been an addiction of mine for.....3 years.
Can't believe it's been so long.

Oh well good, it's high time to finally talk to people not only in my age group, but actually in the country I live in!
Hooray!

I've only been to Indiana and Missouri (it's called Misery for a reason)
Safe to say my life is boring.
never been to a concert before.
Hate my step-"family"
And I have a social anxiety disorder that disables me from making friends in real life because all they care about is sex, men, and.....yeah that's it.

I'm all for sex, not into men, and like an actual conversation once in a while.
You'll find soon enough that I'm a pretty deep person.
It would be a lot better though if I could accomidate to what other teenagers my age like to do.

Then again, I usually never leave the house.
And having online friends perks up my day, until I realize my chance of meeting them is slim to none.

^Yeah, I'm pretty much an open book.

And I would buy all of that.
Except for spider juice.
I am severly afraid of spiders it's not funny (and I mean it!!!)
Dude, there'd be sectiond dedicated to Frerard.
I can not see how any one can hate frerard.

Can i ask you two personal questions?
Of course you don't have to respond...
How old are you and where do you live? (you dont have to be specific)

I'm 14 and live in the U.S. my state is IL.
^Nothin' special bout that.

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...oh yeah, that's so hot man.

I wish they said that.
Mine just annoy the shit outta me.

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Ah, but I am a ninja as well.
What do you think Mibba would sell if it had a store?
And are you pro-nonhumancatfuckingnipplepircedover18 insanity?

....cause that's hot...

Ha! yeah, everyone tells me to think "I am healthy" and I'll get better.
Safe to say that when I think that, the voice in my head says
"No you're not, you're fucking SICK!"

Well, can we verify you are over 18?
Wait a minute.....you're cat?
We condone all sorts of realtionships...
but beastiality?

*shudder*
We also don't cater to pedos, creepy uncles, or old women who have nipple rings
As you can see, we're clearly racist too.
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If you're not of the human race, we'll kill you.

Good *wipes brow* I was thinking that mibbia was tricking my eyes for a minute there.
Wow, I'm doing the same exact thing!
And being a hermit....and am a bit sick.......either way the summer is burning slowly.

I feel we should be introduced properly.
"Hello my name is Lulu, welcome to Mibbia*Mart!
How may I help you?"

I see you befriended me, how are you then?

I'm ok and yourself?

Hi courteny. I'm Alex ^_^

Hey! thanks for the add ^_^

I'm okay. I'm actually on vacation now! For Canada Day...