You'll never guess what my dumb butt did this weekend. I actually punched through a glass window. Wasn't as hard as you'd think, if you think that. Fifteen minutes after it happened, I blacked out. The ambulance came and everything. Now my hand looks like a badly wrapped mummy arm. It's covered in bandaids from the middle of my arm to the tips of my fingers.No glass was stuck in my hand, 'cept a...

I’m sure we all know what this term, friendzoned, means. Now, usually (but not all the time), people use it to describe the witchy girl who’s looking for a nice guy but keeps dating jerks when oh my god, the nice guy is their best friend and why don’t these stupid women just realize that? I’ve heard girls use it to, to describe how a guy has friendzoned them and they’re sad because...