Let's talk about my current sexual frustration, shall we?I'm into theatre, you see. Have been for quite a long time, and hope to do it for a living when I 'grow up.' My biggest problem with this endeavor is not the long hours or memorizing lines or getting over stage fright. It's dealing with the spontaneous backstage turn-on. For those of you who've never done any sort of acting, backstage is the...

He chews his gum with his mouth open. Every day in class, he does it. Just chews away, up and down, like a fuckin' cow with its cud. Usually I hate people that chew with their mouths open; it's so rude. I probably would have said something to him about it by now, if he didn't have the prettiest pink lips I'd ever seen.Every class with him is the same: I sit farther down in the row from him,...

I need so desperately to get this off my chest, it makes me feel ill. I can't take this feeling. It's hurting me...As I'm sure many of you know, the rumors have been free-flowing lately about one of our saviors of the broken, Mr. Gerard Way. They say any number of horrible things, that he's back on booze or cocaine, that he secretly hates the fans, even that he doesn't even write the lyrics he...

For those of you who read my Torosex saga and its subsequent spin-offs (all FIVE of you or so), I want to run an idea by you. Because all my stories sync up chronologically, I was thinking that maybe when I've got all three wrapped up, I might just combine them together into one mega-story. This is just a hypothetical, as I really don't know how long I'm gonna be making each. To be honest, the...

OK, I KNOW I've been away, and I'm sorry. It's just that I've actually got a life at the moment. My classes started yesterday, and my laptop isn't hooked up with wireless yet. I am at this moment frantically typing on a library computer, trying to get this all down before I'm late for my 11:30 Lab class. Forgive me, all my lovely stalker-ish friends, for being away so long, but it's a necessary...

Let's recap what's going on with my life, shall we?Having turned the big 1-8 less than two weeks ago, I have finally escaped the hellhole known as my mother's house. True, I'm shanghaied at my older sister's place until the 12th, but I'll survive, I'm sure. Her and her husband are like the frickin' Cleavers, I swear; if their house was any tidier, you'd get a wedgie just walking in. Thankfully,...

Alright, get yourself comfortable if you feel like reading this, cuz I'm about to open one fat sack of issues, and once opened, it ain't gonna be closed.My older sister's husband has a brother not much older than myself who I've always found agreeable. Yeah, he was the black-sheep stoner of their family, but that made him all the more agreeable to me; I don't like normal people, and the rest of...

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!! I'M NOT CUT OFF AFTER ALL!!!!!!!! OH HAPPY MUTHAFUCKING DAY!!!!!!!!!

There is some bad news here for you, Chibi fans. This may be the last thing that I write for long. (Shit, leave it to me to quote All-American Rejects lyrics....)You see, there was the teeniest, tiniest of fights between my mother and myself earlier today, and if she's still as dead serious as she was then, my Internet access may be officially cut within probably the next eight hours....Now, this...

I did it. I fucking did it. I got all my hair chopped off.Now certainly YOU (the nosy person reading my journal at the moment) can't understand fully what this act meant. I've been growing my hair out for something like five years. It was down to my ass. And today I just walked right into the salon and snip, it's all fucking gone.It's not that the guy did a bad job. It's probably pretty cute from...

I feel SO stupid, I forgot the vid I was most excited about!~The White Stripes, "Icky Thump"- Let every joyous voice sing out! Everyone's favorite fake-sibling/ex-spouse duo has returned! The sound is insane, the lyrics are genius, and the drumming is sub-Energizer Bunny. Yup, Jack and Meg are back in full force.Now, to the clip itself: Jack is the inebriated shitkicker that falls off the back of...

So there's a new development in my romantic life. (Not as though anyone cares, though...)He's an underclassman in my Adv. Acting class. He's half-Latino, so I call him Papi. (He likes the nickname...) He's got the loveliest brown skin and eyes and hair, and fucking amazing cheekbones, and he's fairly ripped, and his smile, oh GOD, that smile...I would see him smile at me just once if it cost me my...

OK, so I have to talk about what happened about a week ago, or else my brain will explodeSee, I've got this ex, who for some ungodly reason I still love. We'll call him Shippo here. He's been out of high school for a year now, and he goes to the local college with his current girlfriend, a horrible backstabbing bitch I will call The Shrew. I am unable to talk to Shippo, as my mother hates him and...