For the very first time in Mibba comment history, your comment topped all of mine. The part about cutting Zach's dick off and using it as a dildo was the best thing I've ever read.
But really, I think you're sore from the elliptical. Working out is tough, but sex is few and far between in your case, my dear.
As far as the Sex and the City ordeal is concerned, that will never EVER happen to me. Brian is far too whipped and just plain addicted.
You two are so disgusting. You fuck like mad rabbits. Jesus Christ. You make me sick.
I bet Zach didn't even last ten minutes, so keep dreaming, honey. Brian, on the other hand...
That man's like constantly loaded cannon. Always ready to blow at any given time, and he's re-loaded within minutes. Jealous? You should be.
P. S. This conversation is beyond way overdue.
P. S. S. I left a wonderful comment on Let's Be Nothing that I'm sure you'll enjoy.
P. S. S. S. I love you a gagillion times more.
Holy. Shit.
Your avatar is so legit.
I love it. Where did you find it?
Thank you, by the way. I worked hard to make those as beautiful as possible, and I've already talked to you, and you're coming over tonight so we can watch All Excess and Live in LBC, so you do the math.
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I'm freakin' hilarious, okay? And you know that you fucking love it, you dirty bitch. You want more, which is exactly why I'm gonna call you tonight at the same time in the same place. Got it? Good.
Also, I am not, currently, getting a Tumblr and I will NEVER EVER IN A BAGILLION YEARS be getting a Tumblr, because you know why? Because it sounds fucking gay! It sounds like you're talking about some new kind of damn dryer or some shit. What do you think I am? An idiot? (Do not answer that question.)
P.S. Suck my dick, you fucking slut.
I love you!
=)
I bet that hurt, but you'll be okay.
I totally pissed my mom off today, and it's the wrong fucking day to do it. She called and asked if I could have Jarred drive me to Jonesboro after school, so I could drive her home, because she's having injections in her back again, but I didn't think of that, so I was all, "WHY?!", so she hung up on me.
I went to sleep for a little while, and when I woke up about an hour ago, I felt like complete shit. She hasn't even talked to me, so she probably fucking hates me. Strangely, I don't care. I don't feel like dealing with her shit, and I don't feel like eating dinner, because I haven't felt like eating anything lately for some odd reason, so I'm just gonna wait until nine o'clock when I have to brush my teeth to leave my room, then I'm headed to bed. I really don't care, to be quite honest.
I don't even know why I said what I said the way I said it. It was probably because she called right when I was about to go to sleep, but I don't regret it. I was supposed to ask if Alexis could stay the night with me all of next week, because her parents are going fishing, but I think I'll wait until tomorrow or something.
It's just been a really shitty day, and I feel like shit.
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YOU?! I need to get my fucking ass in gear! I need to update ALL of my stories, and I have updates started for all of them. I just have to finish 'em. =)
I'm not starting another damn new story until I finish the ones that I have, though. I wanted Secret Keeper to be done and over with, and I want to be writing No Life, Won't Believe, and Kelsey before I even think about posting another one.
I'm pathetic, really. I just need to spend, like, a fucking month doing nothing but writing, and since shit with school is really starting to slow down, I can do that.
I'm likin' the new profile. I'm glad you finally figured it out! And I didn't answer, because my phone is on silent, so if someone calls or sends a text message while I'm sleeping, it doesn't disturb me, but I guess I turned it on silent a bit too soon. I was writing, too, so I didn't even notice it. Sorry.
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I was just reading this totally rad Brian story called You're My Addiction by xmidnightxskiesx, and I'm about to write a new update for Heroin, because it inspired me.
You?
Oh, and I tried to call, but I kept getting your voicemail.
Truthfully, that's what I thought this weekend was going to be, but it was fine hanging with Ceara, Tessa, and Kayleigh. I didn't mind. But I like the idea of being just us. I have graduation this Friday, and I'm really not sure what me and Alexis are doing. We said bowling, but that could change.
I'll definitely call you tonight after I have dinner and finish my homework. I love you more!