Battery Baby. / Comments

How old is Bentley?
You didn't say. XD

He hits Frankie again?
I'm gonna slap that boy upside the head one day.
And I predict that day will come soon.
Yes.
The chinchilla is aways right.

Please, for the love of God, PLEASE (or I'll cry), PLEASE TELL ME HE DOES NOT IMPREGNATE SOMEONE ELSE.
PLEASE.
Or I'll shed massive chinchilla tears.
And squeal.
Like a pig.

I call dibs on the next baby!
In my head, the name shall be...ooh, Cougar! :D
XD

I do hope you know I'm kidding.

I swear to God, if that boy turns to alcohol and dugs...

Oh!
After re-reading it a couple of times, I get it now :D
Gee with long hair! :D
So awesome! :D
And Frankie with a red/black mohawk: :DDDDDD
And Bentley: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD..............>:D......:D

Will your story like progress with Bentley's age?
Or like will he still be months old?

I'm guessing Frankie gets preggo and Gee is like touring or something.
Wait, is Frankie part of the band or like, "Haha-no."

You shouldn't have said that; I give up easily for answers. XD
Grr!

Oh!
Wait, is the drama before G gets famous/in the process of doing so or when he is alreadt famous?

Alright. :D
Um, it will be interesting to read because G gets so famous that he tells no one of his life with Frank and Bentley.
OR (it ain't over XD)
that G tells no one that he likes to do Frank, meaning he doesn't tell anyone he's gay as that fish in The Cat in the Hat.
If those arent it or remotely close, then I'll guess again. :D

I bet you 5 baby bentleys that I can guess why it's gonna be interesting to read.
I'm good at guessing >:D

YAY!!!! :D
I flaied like a chicken for a good amount of minutes when I read that. XD
Baby Bentley is sooo adorable.
Maybe I can virtually make him those onsies XD

No, I've never seen that show.
Never even heard of it XD

Um, okay, I love you and all and your top secret-ness, I really, I really do, si I'll call [top secret], Frank got knocked up again, cause that way, I'll get a clearer view on things XD

But, yeah, I get what you mean.
Like the band thing builds up to the Frank got knocked up again part, and then my heart will explode into little pieces.
I like suspense, in a way, even if the band thing isn't a suspensful thing, I think.
I can't get the image of Baby Bentley in a "I'm with the band" onesie XDDD
Or a, "I'm one of the groupie's babies that my dad banged and fell in love with" shirt too. <333

But you do whatever you want, biscuit.
It's your story, and if someone doesn't like the plot, send them over to me.

WHAAAAT?!
IS it good or bad?

Psh, you lie XD

When I wrote that, I was like, "Should I put something perverted? Nah, I shouldn't be a pervert".
I wanna slap myself now.

Psh, I ain't adorable! XD
I'm far from it, actually! XDDD

Aww, I wants to taste my biscuit! D:
Why must we be so far away?

Are you serious? :O
Your dad must've been pissed.
Dude, I overslept too! XD
But I still had to go to school.
Will you still find out whhat you got as a prize?
Ugh.

I love your profile so much. XD
Yes, you are ONLY mine.
MINE. >:D

And I is only YOUR chinchilla. <333

You are very welcome!
I love your avatar by the way, I'm dying my hair that color soon.
What're you up to?
Why are you up so late?

Tough tacos?
I love that! :D
Hellz no.
My biscuit isn't working her little delicious hands off for a stupid project.
I'll make you my own little ribbon! :D

I'm taller than you? D:
Ohz noes!
-kneels down-
Okay, we're good now. :DDDD

I had a laughing fit just from reading that! Xd
You are so effin' funny, my little biscuit! :D
"It was cute the first week?" XD
We are freshmen, cute isn't in our vocab! XD
Biznitch?
God, I luff you<3

I was like, "Why don;t we just get out at 3:00?"
"Cause in three minutes, you could learn so much more."
My last class in middle school was Woodshop, so what could I learn in three minutes?
Learn to sew my finger(s) back on?
It didn't help that my Woodshop teacher looked like the grown up version of Chuckie.
Like I need to see that for three extra minutes.

Dude, you have no idea how hard you made me (XD) smile and blush when you said that.
You are one of my main priorities <3

We do need to go to the same school.
Pen Pal my ass.
We need fucking ooVoo up in this "biznitch".

Noooo, I have to get off the computer, but I want to keep talking to you! D:
Ugh. D:
Coco will remain sad for the rest for the night.

Radish growth? XD
Oh lord.
Did you pass though? :D

I love that word oh so much <3
UNF. <3

I'm small too D:
Well, I think I am; I'm 5'4.
When I go to the doctors, they're all like, "Oh, you're 161 cenitmeters."
I just stare at them, silenty doing a vistory dance in my head cause I felt like a giant, and they're like "You're 5'4, sweetie."
Which totally ruined the mood.
Inside me is a kitten waiting to be scratched.

You get out at three?
I get out at 2:30 now, but in middle school, I used to get out at 3:03, which was stupid.
Other schools get out at five?
Dang, what time do they enter school, 12?

Oh, I will. :D
You are just so..hump-able <3
Luff you :D
-tackles you to the ground-

Gah, mine annoys me too sometimes.
I just wanna go, "SHUT UP ALREADY AND LEAVE ME ALONE, AHHH!" DDDD:

I had a kid in my LA class in 8th grade who's mom was the teacher.
The whole "I'm not your mom in here" thing played in the classroom too.
And they did these stupid skits, like she would say, "Why Jonathan, this paper is simply atrocious! I must have a word with your mother!"
And then she'd smile and look at us, expecting us to laugh, and
I'm like, "Uh-hahaha-NO, Francheski."

http://plixi.com/p/61592217

Dude, when he tweeted this, my mind automaticall went to the lobster incident in Firefight! XD

Oh, and I don;t ven know about her home life.
It's probably as messed up as she is.

I love The Orphan! :DDD
Her accent; OH MY GOD <33333

Unf is, like, what you say when you like something.
Or like, hump-wise.
Unf, unf.

She is crazy.
I wish you went to my school so I could hide with you D:
But sadly, you don't.
People at my school suck.
I can barely remember my friends' names, but I always remember the Frerard lovers on Mibba names. XD
BISCUIT <333

You fight? :)
There are a lot of girls at my school who are just...ugh! D:<
I wanna beat them up, but sadly this Coco cannot fight. D:

Little pieces of Coco in the air.
What if birds ate me? D:
Oh noez! DDD:

Aw, really? :D
No one had ever said that about me and my funeral!
I love you so so so so much, my love <333
Mentally humping the shit out of you <3

For a sec, I was like, "Teachers that are also your parents suck!"
None of my parents are, but I can imagine it.
D:

What did you do for your science fair, my love?

When the guy got home, he had 40 messages on Facbook, all from you-know-who, asking what he was doing at the movies at Brie.
Seriously.

Last Friday, during lunch, Nadine was like glaring at my friend Alex.
Not light glaring, but like "I'm gonna shred you to pieces" glaring.
I asked Alex what was going on and she said, "I don;t know, she's stupid! At Brie's Halloween party, I was talking to the guy she likes and I don't know how Nadine found out (she wasn't invited for obvious reasons) and somehow interpreted into flirting, which we weren't doing, and now she's pissed at me. She won't stop glaring at me cause in second period and told my whole period class that I don't like her at all, and look at her now. She's super pissed at me; she wants to fight me."

After the lunch bell rang I headed over to my 5th period class and that was that.

Well, today, my friend Nia got sent to SOS for being like, really really stupid, and said that she saw Alex there too.
She was making a report against Nadine.
After 1st period (we have break), Nia told me that on Friday when I left, Nadine had actually jumped on Alex and sarted screaming, "Im gonna fucking kill you, you bitch! I'm gonna rip your face off; you're nothing but fucking scum!"
And these two girl had to pull off Nadine, and send her to the office.
Alex is terrified.
Nadine threatened to stab her, and she looks like she's gonna live up to that promise.

Also, Nia and I have this friend named Kellie that was also at Brie's party and her and the boy Nadine likes where actually flirting.
He even kissed her cheek.

Nia said, "I swear to God, if she tries to fight Alex, Kellie, or any of my other friends, it's fucking on."

And to be honest, Im with her.

Woo!
Long one, huh?

^ That was the rest ^.^

Yeah, something is wrong with her.
Seriously.
Like, im not scared of her but im afraid thats she's gonna come to school with a gun the next day.
She wasn't at school today...
She got suspended.
For how long, I no no. D:

Dude, that girl, she sounds freaky.
I couldn't stand looking at her if she resembles freakin' Bloody Mary.
Ew D:

Firefight always solves everything! :D
Im always happy with you :DDD

It doesn't say it's cut off. :/
It's whole.

Alright, this is the latest drama at my school.
Take a bathroom break, take a food break, cause it's a long one.

Okay, first of all, I go to a high school that is out of my zone, which means it's a 15 minute drive from my house, which also means I have to make new friends.
Well, the first day of school, I met this really cool girl named Brie.
She's really nice, really sweet, and really cheery.
I swear to God, she's the fourth Powerpuff Girl.

But anyways, seeing my lack of friends and new enviroment, she introduced me to her friend named Nadine.
Nadine was really cool, and sweet, and nice.
I didn't really know her a lot, since I jst met her, but that was my view on her.
Before anything happened.

Well, months later, before PE started and everybody was just walking around the PE commons area, I saw a bunch of people huddled around her.
Brie and I went over and heard people were saying, "Oh, you shouldn't have done that, it's a stupid thing to do", "Why did you do that to yourself?! "and of course, "Forget about him, move on."
Out of the corner of my eye (she had risen her shirt over her stomach), I saw that she had...scratches...on her lower stomach.
So me being nosey, I went over and said, "Hey what's up?"
She replied, "Oh, nothing, it's just I can't get over this one guy; he broke my heart like really bad."
She raised her shirt again and she literally [i]carved[/i] the boy's name on her stomach.
There was still dried blood stuck to it.

I swear to God biscuit, my mind was shouting, [i]phsyco! phsyco![/i] like 234984861 times, but the one thing that kept repeating in my mind was literally, [i]that girl's not right in the brain.[/i] and [i]something's wrong with her.[/i]
Brie and I exchanged this look like "WTF?! D:" and shrugged it off.

Well, it wasn't until like a few weeks ago, that I found out something...kinda disturbing.

Brie told me this:

Brie is like really good friends with the guys Nadine is obsessed with (they all went to the same middle school) and she invited him over her house for a sleep over with a couple of other friends.
Well, the next day, he had forgotten his belt at her house and Brie's mom is really nice and sweet, and she logged onto Brie's facebook and posted on the guy's wall, "Hey, you left your belt at my house when you slept over last night :)"
Seriously, it's on his wall.
And Brie said that in less than five minutes, no joke, Nadine replied with, "What?! Well, what was he doing over at your house? Why did he leave his belt?"
I told Brie, "Did you explain to her what happened?"
And Brie was like, "Hell no. Why should I have to tell her every single aspect of his life when he hangs out with me? We didn't do anything, and she doesn't conrtol his life; she doesn't get a say in what he can and cannot do."
I agreed and we left it like that.

Brie told me this a few days later:

Well, in the same week, her and the boy Nadine likes, went to the movies alone. When they got there, the boy's phone would [b]not[/b] stop ringing. He got so fed up, that he turned off his phone and they watched the movie.
When the movie ended, he turned on his phone and there was, I'm not kidding, biscuit, [b][i]thirty seven missed calls and twenty five unread messages[/i][/b] from Nadine.
Dude...
And at that moment, his phone started ringing and he answered and the voice on the other line was all like, "Hi, this is Susan."
Brie was like, "Dude, I'm not fucking stupid, okay? You could so tell it was Nadine on the other line."
The boy was all, "Nadine, I know it's you".
Nadine stayed quiet and said, "Okay" before she hung up.
When the guy got home, he had 40 messages on Facbook, all from you-know-who, asking what he was doing at the movies at Brie.
Seriously.

Last Friday, during lunch, Nadine was like [b]glaring[/b] at my friend Alex.
Not light glaring, but like "I'm gonna shred you to pieces" glaring.
I asked Alex what was going on and she said, "I don;t know, she's stupid! At Brie's Halloween party, I was talking to the guy she likes and I don't know how Nadine found out (she wasn't invited for obvious reasons) and somehow interpreted into flirting, which we weren't doing, and now she's pissed at me. She won't stop glaring at me cause in second period and told my whole period class that I don't like her at all, and look at her now. She's super pissed at me; she wants to fight me."

After the lunch bell rang I headed over to my 5th period class and that was that.

Well, today, my friend Nia got sent to SOS for being like, really really stupid, and said that she saw Alex there too.
She was making a report against Nadine.
After 1st period (we have break), Nia told me that on Friday when I left, Nadine had actually jumped on Alex and sarted screaming, "Im gonna fucking kill you, you bitch! I'm gonna rip your face off; you're nothing but fucking scum!"
And these two girl had to pull off Nadine, and send her to the office.
Alex is terrified.
Nadine threatened to stab her, and she looks like she's gonna live up to that promise.

Also, Nia and I have this friend named Kellie that was also at Brie's party and her and the boy Nadine likes where [i]actually[/i] flirting.
He even kissed her cheek.

Nia said, "I swear to God, if she tries to fight Alex, Kellie, or any of my other friends, it's fucking on."

And to be honest, Im with her.

Woo!
Long one, huh?