Help!I finally got around to making a Twitter account, but other than choosing my avatar picture I haven't figured much of anything else out.How does it even work?I'll admit now I'm not the brightest person when it comes to all this newfangled technology junk.I'm pretty useless, actually.So is this Twitter thing as hard to use as it seems or am I just completely retarded? It's okay if you go with...

That title is way too long, but oh well.I keep getting super cryptic and angry text messages from someone I don't know. From what I have gathered it's an extremely upset woman who thinks that I am her boyfriend/fiance/husband named "Ian" and that she is on to my "disgusting player ways" and she knows that even though I told her I was "Going to Miami with the boys" she knows I'm really there to...