I knew someone that was so stupid that...**she called me to get my phone number!**she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!**she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!**she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!**she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!**she tried to drown a fish!**she thought a quarterback was a refund!**she got...

Hey ppl this a list of ANNOYING things to do in an elevator. It might actually come in handy someday.Annoying things to do on the elevator:1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if...