Jon Doe Must Die

I probably should have seen this coming.Maybe.I'm not sure. No one really ever plans to get cheated on, now do they? It's been a while since I first found out. Just now getting the need to actually talk about it. Mostly, for the past weeks, I've just wanted to break everything in sight.I mean, who cheats on the girl he supposedly wants to marry? Who he spent almost two years with...talked about...
December 20th, 2012 at 05:32am

No One Ever Tells You

No one ever tells you...That growing up means giving inIt's not just making compromises or being the "bigger" person,It's a whole lot of fun-sucking, earth-shattering, eat-a-whole-pint-of-ice cream-because-you're-so-depressed moments that come to make up your life.No one ever tells you that.No one ever tells you...That your job will someday become the core of your social life.Same people every...
January 3rd, 2012 at 06:32am

Sex is like...

For me, sex is a lot like driving a car. You can go fast or slow, and sometimes the engine might stall, but the memory of the first ride lasts forever.Please keep in mind that I possess a very obscure sense of humor.I like to joke and make fun of things that I think are taken way too seriously, and sex is just one of them. Now some would disagree, saying sex is a "sacred act of union" or something...
November 23rd, 2011 at 06:04pm

Facepalm Moments of the Day

Day 19294478 in the crazy-house, also known as the restaurantGod love them, the people I work with are great and wonderful people, but they really make me wonder sometimes. Maybe it's just that being in a work environment makes us stop paying attention to things that are normally common sense, but --okay, a conversation would help.I swear to God I could not make this ridiculousness up.Olivia:...
November 22nd, 2011 at 05:41am

Dysfunctional is the New Normal

Lately it's like every little thing has been getting on my nerves.Maybe that's an over-generalization or maybe it's just post-period stress/irritation.But still, I can't be the only one feeling like this.Like this morning for example. I got up early, showered, dressed, and ready for work only to find my sister had taken my car to church and wouldn't be back for another hour. All of my plans for...
November 20th, 2011 at 06:08pm

Hollywood Undead July 14th 2009

Alright so this is me venting yet again, but for a whole different reason than my dad.HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD! Good enough reason? I thought so.Oh. My. God. I've been saying those three words ever since leaving the venue last night. God it was incredible. I'm going to try to include some pictures on here if I can make them work, and if they stretch the page to oblivion, sorry.Alright so if you lot can...
July 16th, 2009 at 06:09am

Just Another Dad Story

So everyone's got their parents that drive them absolutely nuts, but they love them for it anyway, right? You're lying if you said no. Well, my dad is that parent. If you've read my previous journal entry you'll know exactly why, but here's another story that happened not too long ago.Oh, wait, some background info first.This is getting more into my life than probably any of you wanted, but hey....
May 2nd, 2009 at 02:18am

Driving With Dad

This is my first little journal entry thing, but I thought I'd give you all a little insight to my life for a bit.So my grandmother, for some obscure reason, decided to move back to Ohio (where I live in case anyone was wondering) from Minnesota and Saturday was the move-in day. So, what was I doing instead of sleeping in on my Saturday morning? I was up at the crack of friggin dawn, in the rain,...
March 11th, 2009 at 02:41am