I'm ***ed.

So, I'm dating this girl at the moment whose name is Lindsey. I told her I was in love with her a couple days ago. I'm not. But it's what she wanted to hear.Truth is, I don't even really like her. I mean, I like her, but I don' t like her. How can I when I'm in love with someone else?This brings me to Megan. She's the one I love. See, I made the mistake of telling her that today and unfortunately,...
February 9th, 2011 at 06:17am

Don't Forget

You tell me you love me.I tell you, "I love you too," but then, what you cannot hear, I whisper softly to myself, "more than you know."You smile because we're great friends, but you don't know the aching inside my heart when I see that smile.When I see your hair.When I see your skin.You don't understand the feeling I feel; as though I am sick.This story is clichéd, but so is my heart and my very...
August 24th, 2010 at 02:31am

Well (expletive deleted) Me Up the (expletive deleted) With a (expletive deleted)

Dude, I just ate some zucchini cake and it tasted like a cinnamon roll.That has got to be the best thing ever.Ever. Hands down. No beating it.Unless of course a flying horse with a rainbow mane and whose name is Sebastian came flying into my room because I was chosen to lead the war against the Cupcake Queen.Yeah, that’d be pretty much the only thing that would top that zucchini cake.Or, you...
July 16th, 2010 at 02:01am

One-Of-A-Kind Liar

I’m not the person I was when you met me, true.I’m not the gentle person I was, the one who told you every day how much I loved you.But you should know as well as anyone, there are events in our lives that change us.I can’t say that mine was for the better or for the worse, but I know that I’m not the same person I was when we met.But, to be fair, neither are you.I hate that the only thing...
July 4th, 2010 at 05:38am

The Bad Touch

I was singing today to the song "The Bad Touch" by The Bloodhound Gang, when I realized that I had my speech recogntion on and a word document open, and here's what said:Sweat beads but speedy specks that extract the ants to render that the only prints say about the speaker Newt Dunlap yet aired on beds to the espouses the rest are either injured that inked arms up in Canada but you can’t touch...
May 21st, 2010 at 01:24am

Maybe I Should Have a Time Out

I don't know, I mean, my life sucks.My best friend left me for her boyfriend and now she's pregnant.This chick at school who I think is totally bonkers is like head-over-heels in love with me.I'm suffering from depression because of said shitty best friend.My mom is neglecting me because she's so far up her boyfriend's ass.Sometimes I think the only reason my dad is still alive is because of me,...
April 15th, 2010 at 03:07am

My Life is Like a Box of Wizzo Chocolates

Well, today I found out how close my best friend and I really are.So, our school came back to school after winter break on Monday, January 4th.My best friend Nikki wasn't there, but I discarded it.However, I started getting worried when she didn't show up for the next two days.So, it was eventually Wednesday night and I started calling and texting her.She never answered me.So, I began to cry...
January 9th, 2010 at 01:57am

Gerard and Lyn-Z; Thumbs Up

I have just seen the most spectacular thing since the first official picture of Bandit Lee Way.What is it you may ask?Well, let me just show you very quickly.Now, I am I huge Gerard and Lyn-Z supporter. I fail to see what's so horrible about Lyn-Z that she shouldn't be married to Gerard; and vice-versa. From what I've seen, she's a very beautiful person both inside and out. Gerard loves her and...
August 28th, 2009 at 12:14am

We're Bringing Sexy Back...Yeah!

Hey there.So....my name is Ellie, in case you didn't know that already.Okay..so heres the dealio.Do you guys remember the My Chemical Romance armband thingers that used to be on the online store?You know how they're not available anymore?Yes...well it would appear a group of people have decided to start a petition to bring them back.I know, smart, right?Why didn't we think of that...
July 23rd, 2009 at 09:47pm

Important Question.

Alright, so I'm sure a lot of you may have heard that tight jeans cause infertility in males. While watching the show "Mythbusters" an idea formed in my mind.A lot of male teens nowadays have leaned toward the styles "emo" or "scene". And, I'm not stereotyping here, but the style would be extremely tight jeans. Now, here's my question to you.Are most "emo" and "scene" boys going to be...
July 13th, 2009 at 08:19pm

Condom Sucker.

Okay, so this is a journal about one of my best friends; Sierra or Princess of Slashes.She's great because she has to put up with everything I do and say to her. I mean, listen to this conversation:Me: I have a pic of Mikey giving the camera the finger.I was like "*gasp* MIkey....doing someting profain? No!"Sierra: OoOMIKEY?! NOOO!!!xDMe: I know!And...he's smiling!He's turning into Gerard!Next...
July 10th, 2009 at 01:50am

What A Subtle Excuse...

Okay, so here's what happened:My best friend, Nikki, and I were getting ready this morning, when her cousin, Dakota, kept texting us asking us where we were and why it was taking us so long to get ready.Finally I, being my overdramatic self, decided to say something to her.So, I texted her, "We'll be there in a bit. I'm busy torturing Nikki right now."Which she so promptly replied, "Haha, how?"To...
June 24th, 2009 at 02:55am

Can You Guess?

Can you guess?Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.1) Let me up. Let me out. I am suffocating.2) Pressure! Pushing down on...
June 22nd, 2009 at 03:51pm