The Silent TreatmentA man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she...

So I'm gonna vent here because if I do to my family or friends they'll just be like "I told you so"But basically, i was just looking through some old pictures and i came across some where i was pretty damn deep into my anorexia.it's scary how thin i was.i mean, i'm a big build, like not huge but like, i used to have to buy UK size twelve jeans to fit my hips cause their quite broad.but by the time...

so, im not supposed to tel anyone this, but then again im not supposed to tell anyone half the stuff i post on here its not like anyone on here no's my brother so im gonna say its ok to post it on here.my brother just came out as being bisexaul.i dont have a problem with it, i was so proud of him for being brave enough to tell my family, i mean he'd mentioned he thought he was to be but that was...

so for some reason my ugly past came up in converstation yesterday.my cousin came down to visit because she's just been diagnoised with depression, and seeing as i was as well a little while ago mum thought it'd be nice for her to come down and hang out with me so we could talk about stuff and she could have someone to be there for her as she is only a year younger then me.i didnt mind, cause when...

according to my friend, thats the most shocking thing in the world....she's crazy right? lolno seriously though, i cut myself today peeling a carrot and she was like"oh my god! Jen you're fingers bleeding blood!!"it really cracked me up for some reasoni think it was like a "had to be there" thing, or a "you'd have to be mentally retarded like me" thing.it was her face as she said it, she looked...

My own mother just "you're mom" ed me.....how worried......this is how it startedMe: mum, ur crap give it up.....(she was trying 2 beat my brother at halo)Mum: yeah, well, you're shortMe: *pulls offended face* yeah, well, you're old!Mum: yeah, well, you're a child!Me: yeah, well, u suck!Mum: yeah well, you're mum!!hehe well cracked me up XD

ok so sorry to do this but i have to vent somehow.....some dude on msn that i dont even know was all like"gay people are sick" because i have "homaphobia is gay" in my screen name (yeah i got that off frank iero, bite me).so i was all like "i dont think they are, in my opinion love is love wether it's a guy and a girl, two guys or two girls".so this dudes all like "yeah well then you're a sick gay...

ok so this is a reli stupid ass question but i cant figure it out!how do u get coloured writing on ur profile page??please help!!thanksxoxo J

well i just got bk frm a fun trip 2 acident and emergancy!!!my mum decided 2 tickle me 4 being "cheeky" and i fell off the sofa straight onto my face!! a very typical me thing 2 do! anyways my nose decided 2 piss a fountin of blood that didnt wanna stop so mum being mum took me there only 2 wait around 2 hours 2 find out it wasnt broken, it'll just swell up for a few days *eye rolls* XD.so i've...

soooooooooooo i was up at 6.30 dis/yesterday morning 2 get ready 4 work......did a whole days work...came home n babysat my niece and nephew hu r a handful......went to a gig moshed my heart out and got a tad wasted (lol) and im still up, have tried 2 sleep and cant, in like 20 mins i would have been up 24 hours and i should have like died wen i got in from the concert coz normally work n...

ok so this is like my first ever journal and it's posted 2 days late but oh well!MCR november 15th live in concert, THEE EXACT same day as my b-day.......couldnt get tickets!! proper emo'ed about it lol!! THEN my second dad (not step, my rents r still married he's just a second dad 2 me) come's into my work and is all like "Jen, did you get tickets for that concert you wanted to go to on you're...