I HAD TWO CHOCOLATE BEAR CLAWS THIS MORNING!
AND I SOUND LIKE A OLD MAN RIGHT NOW!
Also, I may be addicted to lemon cough drops again.
Oh the flagellation.
This is insane.
I want to be a mermaid.
To be where it's wetter and the seaweed's greener!
And to watch that blowfish blow...
damn it Sebastian, get out of my head you stupidass crab!
Men. Are. Retarded.
They need their own special education class because all they can think of is bacon, breaking girls' heart, sex, sex, sex, sex, did I mention sex?
Oh, no I didn't.
I'm waiting.
For your beastliest metaphor, I cannot wait to see you defeat mine >:]
So0o0o0o0o0ooooo much shiizzz has happened, I wanna transfer to another school where my bestest buddy is but my, I guess ex bestest buddy is there and it'd be extremely awkward because we get a lot of classes together and I don't know what happened. /:
Boys are stupid.
That's why they drool.
Girls are bitches.
That's why we rule.
Don't chu worreh, you will be the bitchiest bitch evar to him and he WILL mcfucking back awffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
You can thank Hanson Gregory's chef for stabbing the cake onto a ship's wheel during a storm which HENCeLY, THE DONUT :]
Teeheeeeee, hows my babycakez doing!?
I've been out of town for two weekends, and so flagellated with shit from skewl.
T'WAS SHAKINGGGGG!!!!!!!!
I'm not Fred, but I can sure make your bed rock ;]
I SURVIVED...
OFF YOUR LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o; Yes, your love is so indefinable, I could not doubt it's power for keeping me alive. It's like oxygen for my lungs, my brain and my....heart.
Mackenzie was a bad girl D:
She went over to Mark's house because his bro stole a keg from a kegger so she drank it all with them. Well, half the kegger.
And she got tew drunk and all she remembers is being locked in Mark's room with the keg and Mark threatening to punch her in the boobs.
Duuuuude I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!
And he's not talking to me, so I asked Adam his bro what the hell happened and he won't tell me either. T_T
Mark has a girlfriend and I kinda like him but we haven't fucking talked for two weeks now and AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to know what happened.
Stupid bastard, I should give him a good night sleep with my shiny steel bat. >_>
D00de, if you don't like the McCreepus Creeper, tell him you do not like him, and get him to back off...sounds like a major bad case of LOVE.
Too bad you're mine ;D
BRUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm at the beach, chilling lyka g, no joke bout it, wbu you, doughnut?
Sorry..I like doughnuts, especially bear claws and bloo icing covered sprinklifed to perfection warm fluffy doughnuts.