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  • XxMCR-myxX

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    hello :)
    June 12th, 2010 at 08:39pm
  • dorkerella

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    LEGiiiiiiiiT MAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3

    Shiiiit girl, I miss you bunchez!

    Heck yes we need more ways to communicate :(

    Lo0o0o0o0ove sucks, I'm done wasting my time.

    HOWS LIFE, CHICKY DEEDEE!?! :D
    May 30th, 2010 at 09:02pm
  • dorkerella

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    I HAD TWO CHOCOLATE BEAR CLAWS THIS MORNING!
    AND I SOUND LIKE A OLD MAN RIGHT NOW!
    Also, I may be addicted to lemon cough drops again.

    Oh the flagellation.
    This is insane.

    I want to be a mermaid.
    To be where it's wetter and the seaweed's greener!

    And to watch that blowfish blow...
    damn it Sebastian, get out of my head you stupidass crab!

    Men. Are. Retarded.
    They need their own special education class because all they can think of is bacon, breaking girls' heart, sex, sex, sex, sex, did I mention sex?
    Oh, no I didn't.

    SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Are you sure you're not Trey?
    Because you have made me go aaah ;]
    Who knew I was a screamer?

    ....sorry I'm really perverse right now.

    XD HOWS YA LIFE MINUS OUR LOVE?
    ;D
    April 18th, 2010 at 12:33am
  • dorkerella

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    Babycakezzzzzzz!!!!!

    I'm waiting.
    For your beastliest metaphor, I cannot wait to see you defeat mine >:]

    So0o0o0o0o0ooooo much shiizzz has happened, I wanna transfer to another school where my bestest buddy is but my, I guess ex bestest buddy is there and it'd be extremely awkward because we get a lot of classes together and I don't know what happened. /:

    Boys are stupid.
    That's why they drool.

    Girls are bitches.
    That's why we rule.

    Don't chu worreh, you will be the bitchiest bitch evar to him and he WILL mcfucking back awffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    You can thank Hanson Gregory's chef for stabbing the cake onto a ship's wheel during a storm which HENCeLY, THE DONUT :]

    Teeheeeeee, hows my babycakez doing!?


    I've been out of town for two weekends, and so flagellated with shit from skewl.

    T'WAS SHAKINGGGGG!!!!!!!!


    I'm not Fred, but I can sure make your bed rock ;]
    April 6th, 2010 at 02:05am
  • dorkerella

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    PS: OH AND I LOVE YOU MORE THAN GOD DOES.

    HELL YA.

    IF LOVE WAS WATER, I'D GIVE YOU THE EARTH'S WATER.

    ALL OF IT.

    HELL YA, TRY TO BEAT THAT BITCHES[=
    March 17th, 2010 at 03:07am
  • dorkerella

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    I SURVIVED...
    OFF YOUR LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    o; Yes, your love is so indefinable, I could not doubt it's power for keeping me alive. It's like oxygen for my lungs, my brain and my....heart.


    Mackenzie was a bad girl D:
    She went over to Mark's house because his bro stole a keg from a kegger so she drank it all with them. Well, half the kegger.

    And she got tew drunk and all she remembers is being locked in Mark's room with the keg and Mark threatening to punch her in the boobs.

    Duuuuude I DONT KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!
    And he's not talking to me, so I asked Adam his bro what the hell happened and he won't tell me either. T_T

    Mark has a girlfriend and I kinda like him but we haven't fucking talked for two weeks now and AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I want to know what happened.

    Stupid bastard, I should give him a good night sleep with my shiny steel bat. >_>

    D00de, if you don't like the McCreepus Creeper, tell him you do not like him, and get him to back off...sounds like a major bad case of LOVE.
    Too bad you're mine ;D
    BRUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm at the beach, chilling lyka g, no joke bout it, wbu you, doughnut?
    Sorry..I like doughnuts, especially bear claws and bloo icing covered sprinklifed to perfection warm fluffy doughnuts.

    OK YOU'RE BABYCAKES AND I'M MUFFINCAKES!

    Kew B]
    March 17th, 2010 at 03:06am
  • dorkerella

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    Oh and yes, I'm having guy problems...
    >_> It's really really fucked up.

    Are you having guy problems also?
    March 5th, 2010 at 02:28am
  • dorkerella

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    Oh my ga thats even more lurve!
    I LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE CHICKS WHOSES OBSESSED WITH JUSTIN BIEBER, JONAS BROS AND....other hunky douches.

    And.... :]
    I know you loved that tea, it's so amazing, no?

    I haven't been on for a while D:
    Got grounded for two-three weeks because I forgot to turn the tv off after falling asleep at 4, gay, right?

    But I'm freeee now :D

    WHATS SHAKIN CHICKY?
    March 5th, 2010 at 02:25am
  • xSkizzlesxNxSuchx

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    Hey sexy, just stopping by to give your page some love :]
    February 21st, 2010 at 12:49am
  • dorkerella

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    DUDE I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT COMMENT NEVER MADE IT.
    RIP #763 COMMENT, rest in paradise, baby.

    You chillen lika g?
    I chillen lika pimpette, dawg, that's what up grillin my grill, guh B]


    NAO I WUB YOU MORE THAN GUYS LOVE SEX!
    February 17th, 2010 at 11:18pm
  • dorkerella

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    PS: I WUB YOU
    February 15th, 2010 at 10:08pm
  • dorkerella

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    WHOAH, shiz, I just realized the comment I sent yous never made it thru!
    D: And we been without communication for weekz!

    ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!

    ...This is Sparta. :D
    LegitiyMerey, how are youz?
    February 15th, 2010 at 10:07pm
  • dorkerella

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    O: YOU NEVAR HAD CHERRY VANILLA TEA!?!?!

    *FIZZLES YOU UP A POT OF AMAZING WITH A ZINGZING YUMMICALZ TEA, AND HANDS PENGUIN SHAPED COFFEE CUP FULLZ OF TEA TO YOUS ;D

    I know you is jealous of penguin coffee cup.

    Or if you wanna take the time and make it with looooove ;D, get yo ass to HEB and stare at the tea shit!

    I'm obbsessssed with tea now.
    NO JOKE.

    OH AND iHOP has the BEST raspberry tea evaaarrrrrr.
    Like seriously.
    *dies*

    O: NOE WAI!
    I stall cry for your halp when a dude comes ova and screws with my feelings >:D HE'LL NEVAR KNOW WHAT HIT HEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ....I turn into a pirate...YAR :D
    January 18th, 2010 at 03:41am
  • dorkerella

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    i HAd CHEEEERRRRYYYY VANNiiiLLLaaA TeeeeAAAAA WiiiiiTTTTThhh T000OoNSSzzZZZ 0ffff SSUUUgggGGARRrrrrRRrr :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    January 17th, 2010 at 03:01am
  • dorkerella

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    Wow.
    Whatta mcfucking lil double cheese douche macburger.


    If you want, I can get my shiny steel bat and give him a good night sleep. ;D
    January 17th, 2010 at 02:58am
  • dorkerella

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    /sigh FML2.

    I'm DONEDONEDONEDONEDONEDONE with guys.
    No joke.

    Now what did this little motherfucker do to you? >:P
    January 10th, 2010 at 08:17pm
  • permanentdeclaration

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    Thanks (:
    January 7th, 2010 at 12:44am
  • permanentdeclaration

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    Thank you for the story comment :D
    January 5th, 2010 at 09:39pm
  • dorkerella

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    Hopefully not for you...my 2010 is now filled with bullshit.
    YAY.

    Oh, just fucking spike my drink, I need it.
    My best friend (dude) is a douche soap bar.

    FUCK HIM. >_> I feel like shit, today is a baaad day..
    January 3rd, 2010 at 01:18am
  • Addictiion of you:D

    Addictiion of you:D (100)

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    thanks :D
    January 2nd, 2010 at 10:43pm