Placebo Effect
- Name
- Placebo Effect
- Age
- 30
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- August 7th, 2008
About
My Life
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As usual, that time of the week. Everyone give an applause! Yeah, since we love updates and all, the main thing I can say is that I love a lot of things. I mean a lot. I know way more movie and television show trivia than most thirty year old people and I am only fourteen. I can know a lot of Alan Rickman and Pauley Perrette - yet I have not stalked anyone!
I have never gone to jail, yet my friends believe that in three years I will be. My friend has even started a fund for me when that time happens, so I feel better knowing I won't be completely screwed.
I love the television show NCIS and House. The book series I love are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, and the Zion Chronicles. There are more series I do enjoy - such as Odd Thomas, however, after the first book I cried so much that I won't bring myself to read the second book. The book series that I hate with a passion: Twilight. I hate it and everyone is just too obsessed with it! Robert Pattenson sucks - Edward Cullen sucks - so screw off please!
Fun Things To Do
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1. Listen to people complain about how their life sucks and say, " How does that make you feel."
2. Throw fully loaded condoms (filled with water) at old people in a conga line.
3. Shove a giant blueberry up your nose at school, squish it, and scream," Ah! My nose! It's bleeding! I am going to die!" Then pass out on the ground.
4. When the new Harry Potter Wizard World comes out at Universal Studios, run around screaming," I AM A WIZARD! I AM A WIZARD!"
5. If you know someone who has a skittish cat, lock/shut all the doors, corner the cat (make sure he doesn't see you), and jump up screaming and see it smack into a wall.
6. Role play inside a friends closet. They will be scared beyond belief.
7. When you are in the house cleaning with your family get the boom box out and play The Old Time Rock N' Roll by Bob Segar, start lip syncing to the song, get a feather duster out and air guitar with it.
8. When at the movies act very emotional. Laugh when no one is laughing, if someone is stalking someone in the movie gasp dramatically and say,"No! Don't go through the door!"
9. If at a school program and by a fire alarm standing by a little kid, pull the fire alarm and blame the kid.
10. If someone says "guess what" yell as loud as you can to the people around the area,"Your pregnant? Was it that slut who did it! Huh, is that it! What does your mother think of this?"
Not So Fun Things To Do, Yet You Get Humor Out Of It Later In Life
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1. Eat a lot of food in a restaurant. On you way home put a pad on the drivers head. Then laugh so hard you vomit. Instead of rolling down the window, go freestyle and open the door in the middle highway.
2. Watch Sweeney Todd and compare Johnny Depp's ass to Alan Rickman's with odd textures.
3. When you eat Chinese Food, get chopsticks, and have a food fight pelting the walls.
4. Pull down a old man's pants, and see them pull them up awkwardly.
5. If the time comes when you meet an actor, ask them how long it would take to go around Uranus.
6. Watch The Blair Witch Project with your friends, and the next time you go camping with them, put on a creepy black hairy like coat and kidnap them when they are asleep.
7. Get kicked out of the movies by yelling,"He is gonna die! Run away!"
8. Play the nervous game with your friend until they lose.
9. Start break dancing in the lunch line at school and then doe the Carlton dance.
10. In the middle of class start air guitaring. You'll either be really stupid or really cool until the yearbooks come out.
Icon Time
__________
NCIS
____
Harry Potter
_________
The Nanny
_________
House M.D.
_________
Artist Of The Week
______________
For What It's Worth By Placebo
The end of the century
I said my goodbyes
For what it’s worth
I always aim to please
But I nearly died
For what it’s worth
Come on lay with me
‘Cause I’m on fire
For what it’s worth
I tear the sun in three
To light up your eyes
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
Broke up the family
Everybody cried
For what it’s worth
I have a slow disease
That sucked me dry
For what it’s worth
Come on walk with me
Into the rising tide
For what it’s worth
Filled a cavity
Your god shaped hole tonight
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
No one cares when you’re out on the street
Picking up the pieces to make ends meet
No one cares when you’re down in the gutter
Got no friends got no lover
No one cares when you’re out on the street
Picking up the pieces to make ends meet
No one cares when you’re down in the gutter
Got no friends got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
Got no friends got no lover
Quote Of The Week
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Ducky: Given the prevalence of bite marks, torn flesh, puncture wounds, I'd postulate that petty officer Hanson was the victim of a dog attack.
Gibbs: Really going out on a limb there, Duck.
Ducky: That assumption is further substantiated by the presence of a dog at the scene of the crime.
Tony: By cracky, Dr. Mallard, I believe you've solved the case!
(team looks at Tony)
Ziva: Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
Tony: If your question is did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, the answer is no, but my mood did sour somewhat when I walked in and found that our chief suspect is dead.
The Funny Things
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How To Make Leroy Jethro Gibbs Angry
1. Spill his coffee.
2. Look at his coffee.
3. Think about his coffee.
4. Talk about his coffee.
5. Call him 'Sir'.
6. Make comments about his hair.
7. Make comments about his wives.
8. Become Abby's boyfriend and stalk her.
9. Kidnap Ducky.
10. Talk about Gibbs's many girl friends.
11. Prank phone call Gibbs.
12. Threaten his team.
13. Lie to Gibbs.
14. Tell Gibbs the truth.
15. Meeting Gibbs.
In Other News
___________
NCIS season premier September 22 2009 at 7:00 PM
Updates
_______
As Of July 18: Stories are being posted quicker than I thought so be happy!
_____
As usual, that time of the week. Everyone give an applause! Yeah, since we love updates and all, the main thing I can say is that I love a lot of things. I mean a lot. I know way more movie and television show trivia than most thirty year old people and I am only fourteen. I can know a lot of Alan Rickman and Pauley Perrette - yet I have not stalked anyone!
I have never gone to jail, yet my friends believe that in three years I will be. My friend has even started a fund for me when that time happens, so I feel better knowing I won't be completely screwed.
I love the television show NCIS and House. The book series I love are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and The Olympians, and the Zion Chronicles. There are more series I do enjoy - such as Odd Thomas, however, after the first book I cried so much that I won't bring myself to read the second book. The book series that I hate with a passion: Twilight. I hate it and everyone is just too obsessed with it! Robert Pattenson sucks - Edward Cullen sucks - so screw off please!
Fun Things To Do
______________
1. Listen to people complain about how their life sucks and say, " How does that make you feel."
2. Throw fully loaded condoms (filled with water) at old people in a conga line.
3. Shove a giant blueberry up your nose at school, squish it, and scream," Ah! My nose! It's bleeding! I am going to die!" Then pass out on the ground.
4. When the new Harry Potter Wizard World comes out at Universal Studios, run around screaming," I AM A WIZARD! I AM A WIZARD!"
5. If you know someone who has a skittish cat, lock/shut all the doors, corner the cat (make sure he doesn't see you), and jump up screaming and see it smack into a wall.
6. Role play inside a friends closet. They will be scared beyond belief.
7. When you are in the house cleaning with your family get the boom box out and play The Old Time Rock N' Roll by Bob Segar, start lip syncing to the song, get a feather duster out and air guitar with it.
8. When at the movies act very emotional. Laugh when no one is laughing, if someone is stalking someone in the movie gasp dramatically and say,"No! Don't go through the door!"
9. If at a school program and by a fire alarm standing by a little kid, pull the fire alarm and blame the kid.
10. If someone says "guess what" yell as loud as you can to the people around the area,"Your pregnant? Was it that slut who did it! Huh, is that it! What does your mother think of this?"
Not So Fun Things To Do, Yet You Get Humor Out Of It Later In Life
___________________________________________________
1. Eat a lot of food in a restaurant. On you way home put a pad on the drivers head. Then laugh so hard you vomit. Instead of rolling down the window, go freestyle and open the door in the middle highway.
2. Watch Sweeney Todd and compare Johnny Depp's ass to Alan Rickman's with odd textures.
3. When you eat Chinese Food, get chopsticks, and have a food fight pelting the walls.
4. Pull down a old man's pants, and see them pull them up awkwardly.
5. If the time comes when you meet an actor, ask them how long it would take to go around Uranus.
6. Watch The Blair Witch Project with your friends, and the next time you go camping with them, put on a creepy black hairy like coat and kidnap them when they are asleep.
7. Get kicked out of the movies by yelling,"He is gonna die! Run away!"
8. Play the nervous game with your friend until they lose.
9. Start break dancing in the lunch line at school and then doe the Carlton dance.
10. In the middle of class start air guitaring. You'll either be really stupid or really cool until the yearbooks come out.
Icon Time
__________
NCIS
____
Harry Potter
_________
The Nanny
_________
House M.D.
_________
Artist Of The Week
______________
For What It's Worth By Placebo
The end of the century
I said my goodbyes
For what it’s worth
I always aim to please
But I nearly died
For what it’s worth
Come on lay with me
‘Cause I’m on fire
For what it’s worth
I tear the sun in three
To light up your eyes
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
Broke up the family
Everybody cried
For what it’s worth
I have a slow disease
That sucked me dry
For what it’s worth
Come on walk with me
Into the rising tide
For what it’s worth
Filled a cavity
Your god shaped hole tonight
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
For what it’s worth
No one cares when you’re out on the street
Picking up the pieces to make ends meet
No one cares when you’re down in the gutter
Got no friends got no lover
No one cares when you’re out on the street
Picking up the pieces to make ends meet
No one cares when you’re down in the gutter
Got no friends got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
For what it’s worth
Got no lover
Got no friends got no lover
Quote Of The Week
_______________
Ducky: Given the prevalence of bite marks, torn flesh, puncture wounds, I'd postulate that petty officer Hanson was the victim of a dog attack.
Gibbs: Really going out on a limb there, Duck.
Ducky: That assumption is further substantiated by the presence of a dog at the scene of the crime.
Tony: By cracky, Dr. Mallard, I believe you've solved the case!
(team looks at Tony)
Ziva: Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
Tony: If your question is did I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, the answer is no, but my mood did sour somewhat when I walked in and found that our chief suspect is dead.
The Funny Things
______________
How To Make Leroy Jethro Gibbs Angry
1. Spill his coffee.
2. Look at his coffee.
3. Think about his coffee.
4. Talk about his coffee.
5. Call him 'Sir'.
6. Make comments about his hair.
7. Make comments about his wives.
8. Become Abby's boyfriend and stalk her.
9. Kidnap Ducky.
10. Talk about Gibbs's many girl friends.
11. Prank phone call Gibbs.
12. Threaten his team.
13. Lie to Gibbs.
14. Tell Gibbs the truth.
15. Meeting Gibbs.
In Other News
___________
NCIS season premier September 22 2009 at 7:00 PM
Updates
_______
As Of July 18: Stories are being posted quicker than I thought so be happy!