If I’m not on tomorrow it’s because I just ate three Dorito Locos Tacos, cheesy nachos, cheesy tots, and a baja blast.So I may possibly die.Of kidney failure or happiness.Or both. Whatever.But D*MN, was it worth it. Only in North Carolina could I go out with my brother at 1AM to get Taco Bell and have no one nag the pants off of me. It's really quite wonderful.IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE, I...

It may or may not have involved me yelling, "ATTICA! ATTICA!" And, "GIVE ME CHEESY TOTS OR GIVE ME DEATH!" at random intervals for about an hour but nevertheless, it worked.Yum.To be fair, I was in DESPERATE need of food. My mother is insisting on starving me because apparently, if she doesn't have control around food, no one does, so she never buys anything good. I had to buy a stash of tots and...

Seriously, I just spent like three minutes going, "WHERE THE F*CK IS THE JOURNALS TAB?!"I forgot that they're "blogs," now.Da fuq.Come ON.OKAY SO HOW BAD IS IT THAT I HAVE THAT STUPID AFRO CIRCUS CRAP STUCK IN MY HEAD?DA DA DADADADADADA, CIRCUS.DA DA DADADADADADA, AFRO.CIRCUS, AFRO. CIRCUS, AFRO.POLKA DOT, POLKA DOT, POLKA DOT, AFRO!Also am I the only one who finds these funny?:I just wanna find...

I'm working on a new four part series, which will be written and posted on Mibba but will essentially be criticized and over and examined and written over and over again until I deem them perfect.Pinky PromiseHallie Mason and Lucas Fisher have been best friends for as long as they can remember. Their mothers are best friends, so this seems reasonable. Every promise ever made between them has been...