With Every Breath
- Name
- XSecret_SuicideX
- Age
- 32
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- August 18th, 2008
Of Life There's Death
Formerly known as Bloody_Black_Rose and XCyanide_SuicideX.
I’ll See You Again- Westlife
Always
You will be part of me
And I will forever feel
Your strength when I need it most
Your gone now
Gone but not forgotten
I can’t say this to your face
But I know you hear
I’ll see you again
You never really left
I feel you walk beside me
I know I’ll see you again
R.I.P
Dianna Mae Antill (My Grandma)
Age: 64
November 26, 1944- June 1, 2009
You will be missed but always LOVED!!
“Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. And just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.”
Through life's troubled sands
Two hands entwine
Who knew those hands
Would be your's and mine
Though be it a surprise
I did not mind
How perfect it fit
Your hand in mine"
-By Jeremy (My will be husband<3)
Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.
In The Mood
Got it going on
Sing me a song
Dance all night long
Let's play beer pong
Or share your bong
Of course your never wrong
Why am I drinking this?
To get a buzz of course.
Will I regret this in the morning?
Probably.
Am i worried at the moment?
Nope.
~Reena
FOR A ONE OF A KIND FRIEND
We haven’t met
But we’re best friends
I know what your thinking
Everyone lies over the internet
And maybe you're right
If so, I wouldn’t trade these lies
For all the truth in the world
She is my best friend
Cyber-space be damned
This it to you
My Reena-chan
~By Me (Axel-chan)
AN ANGEL'S SONG
Breathing out a sigh,
Whisping away the air.
For the life of all the beings,
Halos floating above them with care.
With a flutter of pearl white wings,
The guardian angel's voice sings.
To all those she knows and loves,
Let the soft melody spread through.
(Dedicated to my best friend Axel-chan.)
~By Reena-chan
Sun and Moon
He was the sun and she was the moon
She was always stealing his light
To help make her shine and be noticed
But it's okay, he didn’t mind
He would gladly be the light
That made her shine
~By Me (Axel-chan)
My MBF (Mibba Best Friends):
Jerm-kun: Best thing to ever happen to me! <3
Reena-chan: Epictastic
Jaymii-chan: Not even a word in the English Language can describe what she is to me.
I’m the type of person...
- That could make you wonder if you’ll wake up in the morning
- To give candy to little kids…and then take it away
- Who while watching the T.V, yells at the people thinking they can hear me…especially in Horror Movies
- To ask a clerk if I can hold a gun and then ask where I can find the anti-depressants
- That fazes out of a conversation, and then says something random when I realize they are still talking to me
- That gets distracted by shinny objects
- That sees things that aren’t really there
- That mishears things all the time
- That takes what you say out of context
- That reads to much into what others say…sometimes
- That can turn your words into something mean
- To think of random things and blurt it out in a serious discussion
- That pushes a pull door and pulls a push door
- That gets carried away when singing
- That wonders what falling down stairs would feel like
- That often thinks about killing others when I’m ticked off
- That wonders what it feels like to die
- To say “ I ate it” if someone asks me where something is
- That forgets your name even when you tell me it a thousand times
- That forgets what I say going to say even though I just had it
- That could make up a story out of thin air and go on and on about it for hours, and when I realized what I was doing you’d be wanting more
- That jumps subjects so easily its irritating
- That when I can’t remember what something, it bothers me for the rest of the day till I do remember it…and then shouts it out, even though that conversation happened hours ago
-To do the thing that most irritates you because I know it bugs you
- To hear a part of a song and sing only that part the rest of the day
- To walk up to you and ask to smell your hair
- To run with scissors and then yell “I ran with scissors and LIVED!”
- To read a typo and not even realize it’s a typo till the person corrects it
- That could be looking right at a word or number and still spell or say it wrong
- To use the last word you said as a comeback…”Your…”
Words That Describe Me:
Nice-ish
Funny
Caring
Loving
Weird
Shy
Random-ish
Favorite Words
EPIC
Epictastic
Spazz
Awesome-sauce
Rawr
the suffix '-ish' (ex. You look so awesome-ish!" (I love adding -ish at the end of random-ish words lol)
Spiffy
Dude
Your
Mom
Favorite sayings/quotes:
“It’s all fun and games, till someone gets sacrificed to Satan.”-Unknown
(I have been wanting to get set up to say this, but sadly it hasn't happened yet)
"No one can beat the game of Life."-Unknown (but I tend to say that a lot)
'Sorry is a fake word, tossed around carelessly cause if you were sorry then you wouldn't have done it in the first place."-Me
"You say "Kidnapping", I say "Surprise Adoption."-Unknown (but FUNNY)
Quotes!
(from unknown origins)
(underlined ones are the ones I love the most) :P
-I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?
-WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
-Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...
-You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!
-I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and b!tch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
-I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends
-Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought
-There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and there is an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...
-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry ass!
-What happens if you get scared to death...twice?
-You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
-I like you. When the world is mine...your death will be quick and painless...Maybe.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-The Doctor says I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree.
-I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you!
-You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.
-I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!
-Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!
-Don't look at me in that tone of voice! (I say this one A FU*KING LOT)
-My voices tell me, that your voices are idiots
-Oh! Look, a distraction!
-Normal is a setting on a dryer.
-You'll always be my friend. You know too much.
-I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
-There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-There is a fine line between Sanity and Insanity, and I have whiteout.
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
-If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
-I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me: IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me: about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about: STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about: ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics.
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my: Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about:Justice.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
I am part of the MCRmy's Fabulous Killjoys
I am Secret Suicide
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If You Ever Felt Alone.
If You Ever Felt Rejected.
If You Ever Felt Confused.
If You Ever Felt Anxious.
If You Ever Felt Wrong.
If You Ever Felt Wronged.
If You Ever Felt Unclean.
If You Ever Felt Angry.
If You Ever Felt Ashamed.
If You Ever Felt Curious.
If You Ever Felt Used.
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge.
Feel The Romance.
My Brutal Romance.
My Beautiful Romance.
My Innocent Romance.
My Childish Romance.
My Miserable Romance.
My X-Rated Romance.
My Harlequin Romance.
My Selfish Romance.
? My Chemical Romance ?
MCR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
"I Pledge Allegiance, To My Chemical Romance, Of New Jersey. And To The Band, In Which The Music They Play, One Nation, Under Gerard, Invincible, With Venom & Vampires For All."
MCRmy Vow:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat, and tears for the sake and well being of Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, and Bob Bryar... "
Dear MCR;
THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM and saving my life,
I respect and love you TO THE END.
I didn't KILL ALL YOU'RE FRIENDS,
we are now watching the EARLY SUNSETS OVER MONROEVILLE,
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER for me to have ROMANCE,
but I realized that it's just the GHOST OF YOU.
I'm probably joining THE BLACK PARADE,
so I will take a CEMETERY DRIVE,
because THIS IS HOW I DISAPPEAR.
I am going to go HEADFIRST FOR HALOS in the HOUSE OF WOLVES.
MAMA, I'M NOT OKAY (I PROMISE).
I am getting bored at looking at these SKYLINES AND TURNSTILES.
I can't get home because MY WAY HOME IS THROUGH YOU and I can't find you.
So now I am screaming HEAVEN HELP US.
It's time for my DROWNING LESSONS, but I can't because I have CANCER.
When I am DEAD can you BURY ME IN BLACK.
My mom always said "GIVE 'EM HELL, KID" and I will.
I have a very misleading life because THE SHARPEST LIVES are the deadliest to lead.
I am stuck in these CUBICLES full of BLOOD.
My name is HELENA so lay me down to SLEEP and don't STAY AWAKE,
these are my FAMOUS LAST WORDS,
and this is THE END.
This is for the MCRmy.
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
Who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved Pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every Soldier, Vampire, Parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
What I am
I am a Demolition Lover.
I am NEVER okay, and am filled with unapologetic apathy.
I live a disenchanted life, yet still manage to think happy thoughts.
I was welcomed to the Black Parade.
I am young, and I don't care.
I could've been a better son.
I am not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
I live Life On The Murder Scene when The Black Parade Is Dead!
I helped Gee stay sober, and lost my fear of falling.
I like to lose myself, fire at will, and paint these walls in pitchfork red; for this reason I never told you what I did for a living.
I raise my glass high for tomorrow we die!
When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all.
I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends.
I have an obsession with Ray's hair, and celebrate October 31st for two reasons.
I gave you gallons of blood.
I know what they do to guys like us in prison, because S-I-N-I-S-I-N!
I painted it black and took it back.
I believe that the Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You.
I'll send you my RESIGNATION in DRAG.
I've Crashed The Cemetery Gates and Killed All My Friends.
I've always said that It's Not a Fashion Statement - It's a Death wish, yet then I thought of "Oh, how wrong were we to think that IMMORTALITY meant never DYING."
I've Brought You My Bullets in return for your LOVE while giving Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.
I've seen the Early Sunsets Over Monroeville.
My favorite hotel is the Hotel Bella Muerte.
Vampires can never hurt me, because I am DEAD!
So shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and Sleep.
These are my Famous Last Words.
So, Thank You For The Venom, so long and good night!
Gerard Way Quotes :
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”
“Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Diffrent Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?”
“We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!”
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”
“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.”
Frankie Iero Quotes:
“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!”
“I would date Gerard.”
“Homophobia is gay.”
“I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.”
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."
“Yeah, I have fired a gun and I loved it.”
Mikey Way Quotes:
“I like popsicles.”
“There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.”
Bob Bryar Quotes:
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
Ray Toro Quotes:
“C'mon Frankie, you know you wanna f*ck a cow or two.”
10 commandments of the Black Parade:
1. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall accept death as it comes
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers and sisters in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
10 commandments of MCR:
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall ROCK HARD!
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heater
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
*Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
*Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
*The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
*Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
*Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
*The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it’s soaked with tears and blood.
*The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
*Gerard Way sleeps with a night-light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
*Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
*Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
*Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
*Mikey Way can speak braille.
*Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
*Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
*If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
*Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
*Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
*The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
*Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
*When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
*Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Mikey Way is like a Tsunami; if you can see him coming it's already too late.
*Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff marshmallow man.
*Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
*When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Ray Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Ireo has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Iero doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*When Gerard Way has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday.”
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY OBESSED with MCR if…
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
3. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
4. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
5. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
6. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
7. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that asteroid missed the
Torosaurus!"
8. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
9. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
10. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
11. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
12. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
13. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
14. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
15. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
16. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum every time you go to San Francisco.
17. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
18. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
19. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
20. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
21. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
22. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
23. ...you have unleashed the f*cking bats.
24. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
25. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
26. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
27. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
28. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
29. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
30. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your f*cking face.
31. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
32. ..."Traitors!"...
33. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh".)
34. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
35. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,'
you b*stard!"
36. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
37. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
38. ...you have done or died.
39. ...every time you are faced with a difficult decision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
40. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
41. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
42. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
43. ...every time you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
44. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
45. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
46. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
47. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
48. ...all you are is bullets.
49. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
50. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
51. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
52. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
53. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
54. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
55. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
56. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
57. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
58. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
59. ...every time you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
60. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
61. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
62. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
63. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
64. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
65. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
66. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
67. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for
"The Ghost of You."
68. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
69. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
70. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
71. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
72. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
73. ...you don't just stand, you stand up f*cking tall!
74. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
75. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
76. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
77. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it, thankyouverymuch.
78. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
79. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
80. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that b*tch. F*ck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
81. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
82. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
83. ...you name your guitars.
84. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
85. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
86. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
87. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
88. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
89. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
90. ...you rock out just for the dead.
91. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's so hot though!"
92. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
93. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
94. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
95. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
96. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...
Music:
My Chemical Romance
Chameleon Circuit
Three Days Grace
3 Doors Down
Good Charlotte
Nickelback
Within Temptation
Hollywood Undead
The Fray
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet For My Valentine
Coldplay
Evanescance
Fall Out Boys
Flyleaf
Green Day
The Killers
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
Maroon 5
One Republic
Panic! at the Disco
Pink
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Simple Plan
and OH so MANY more.
NOW FOR SOMETHING YOU SEE A LOT OF PLACES
If you...
-believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs...
-didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart...
-are insane and proud of it...
-just wanna annoy someone just for the heck of it...
-have ever run into a door, or solid wall...
-have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...
-have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it...
-at one time (or more) you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...
-like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys...
...Then COPY and PASTE this into your profile!!!!
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
Now for the You Know you are a/an (fill in blank) IF....
AUTHOR
-You talk to yourself a lot.
-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
-You live off of sugar and caffeine
-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
-People think you have A.D.D.
-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
-Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101
Okay time to wrap this up
You know, you wouldn't be able to tell by my 'about me' section, or my profile in general, but I love Doctor Who...and other things, besides My Chemical Romance...just saying.
\_/ <-- This is my care cup, it is empty...get used to it.
:P
~Axel-chan
I’ll See You Again- Westlife
Always
You will be part of me
And I will forever feel
Your strength when I need it most
Your gone now
Gone but not forgotten
I can’t say this to your face
But I know you hear
I’ll see you again
You never really left
I feel you walk beside me
I know I’ll see you again
R.I.P
Dianna Mae Antill (My Grandma)
Age: 64
November 26, 1944- June 1, 2009
You will be missed but always LOVED!!
“Just because her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't cry. And just because she comes off strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong.”
Through life's troubled sands
Two hands entwine
Who knew those hands
Would be your's and mine
Though be it a surprise
I did not mind
How perfect it fit
Your hand in mine"
-By Jeremy (My will be husband<3)
Sotally Tober
Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.
In The Mood
Got it going on
Sing me a song
Dance all night long
Let's play beer pong
Or share your bong
Of course your never wrong
Why am I drinking this?
To get a buzz of course.
Will I regret this in the morning?
Probably.
Am i worried at the moment?
Nope.
~Reena
FOR A ONE OF A KIND FRIEND
We haven’t met
But we’re best friends
I know what your thinking
Everyone lies over the internet
And maybe you're right
If so, I wouldn’t trade these lies
For all the truth in the world
She is my best friend
Cyber-space be damned
This it to you
My Reena-chan
~By Me (Axel-chan)
AN ANGEL'S SONG
Breathing out a sigh,
Whisping away the air.
For the life of all the beings,
Halos floating above them with care.
With a flutter of pearl white wings,
The guardian angel's voice sings.
To all those she knows and loves,
Let the soft melody spread through.
(Dedicated to my best friend Axel-chan.)
~By Reena-chan
Sun and Moon
He was the sun and she was the moon
She was always stealing his light
To help make her shine and be noticed
But it's okay, he didn’t mind
He would gladly be the light
That made her shine
~By Me (Axel-chan)
My MBF (Mibba Best Friends):
Jerm-kun: Best thing to ever happen to me! <3
Reena-chan: Epictastic
Jaymii-chan: Not even a word in the English Language can describe what she is to me.
I’m the type of person...
- That could make you wonder if you’ll wake up in the morning
- To give candy to little kids…and then take it away
- Who while watching the T.V, yells at the people thinking they can hear me…especially in Horror Movies
- To ask a clerk if I can hold a gun and then ask where I can find the anti-depressants
- That fazes out of a conversation, and then says something random when I realize they are still talking to me
- That gets distracted by shinny objects
- That sees things that aren’t really there
- That mishears things all the time
- That takes what you say out of context
- That reads to much into what others say…sometimes
- That can turn your words into something mean
- To think of random things and blurt it out in a serious discussion
- That pushes a pull door and pulls a push door
- That gets carried away when singing
- That wonders what falling down stairs would feel like
- That often thinks about killing others when I’m ticked off
- That wonders what it feels like to die
- To say “ I ate it” if someone asks me where something is
- That forgets your name even when you tell me it a thousand times
- That forgets what I say going to say even though I just had it
- That could make up a story out of thin air and go on and on about it for hours, and when I realized what I was doing you’d be wanting more
- That jumps subjects so easily its irritating
- That when I can’t remember what something, it bothers me for the rest of the day till I do remember it…and then shouts it out, even though that conversation happened hours ago
-To do the thing that most irritates you because I know it bugs you
- To hear a part of a song and sing only that part the rest of the day
- To walk up to you and ask to smell your hair
- To run with scissors and then yell “I ran with scissors and LIVED!”
- To read a typo and not even realize it’s a typo till the person corrects it
- That could be looking right at a word or number and still spell or say it wrong
- To use the last word you said as a comeback…”Your…”
Words That Describe Me:
Nice-ish
Funny
Caring
Loving
Weird
Shy
Random-ish
Favorite Words
EPIC
Epictastic
Spazz
Awesome-sauce
Rawr
the suffix '-ish' (ex. You look so awesome-ish!" (I love adding -ish at the end of random-ish words lol)
Spiffy
Dude
Your
Mom
Favorite sayings/quotes:
“It’s all fun and games, till someone gets sacrificed to Satan.”-Unknown
(I have been wanting to get set up to say this, but sadly it hasn't happened yet)
"No one can beat the game of Life."-Unknown (but I tend to say that a lot)
'Sorry is a fake word, tossed around carelessly cause if you were sorry then you wouldn't have done it in the first place."-Me
"You say "Kidnapping", I say "Surprise Adoption."-Unknown (but FUNNY)
Quotes!
(from unknown origins)
(underlined ones are the ones I love the most) :P
-I'm not afraid of death; what's it gonna do, kill me?
-WARNING: DO NOT follow in my footsteps...I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
-Growing old is mandatory, growing up however...
-You see dead people, but I see regular people and it burns!!
-I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me!
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and b!tch slap that motherf*cker upside the head.
-I used to be normal, then I met the freaks I call friends
-Therapist= The/rapist...scary thought
-There is no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "I" in PIE, and there is an "I" in MEATPIE, and MEAT is an anogram of TEAM...
-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder while coming in a boat to save your sorry ass!
-What happens if you get scared to death...twice?
-You know its going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
-I like you. When the world is mine...your death will be quick and painless...Maybe.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-The Doctor says I have muitiple personality disorder. We disagree.
-I didn't say it was your fault...just that I was going to blame you!
-You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.
-I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!
-Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!
-Don't look at me in that tone of voice! (I say this one A FU*KING LOT)
-My voices tell me, that your voices are idiots
-Oh! Look, a distraction!
-Normal is a setting on a dryer.
-You'll always be my friend. You know too much.
-I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
-There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-There is a fine line between Sanity and Insanity, and I have whiteout.
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.
-If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
-I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying
25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother
1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."
6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."
7. My mother taught me: IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me: about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about: STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me: WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about: BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me: ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about: ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics.
"I swear you're just like your father."
23. My Mother taught me about my: Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about:Justice.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
I am part of the MCRmy's Fabulous Killjoys
I am Secret Suicide
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If You Ever Felt Alone.
If You Ever Felt Rejected.
If You Ever Felt Confused.
If You Ever Felt Anxious.
If You Ever Felt Wrong.
If You Ever Felt Wronged.
If You Ever Felt Unclean.
If You Ever Felt Angry.
If You Ever Felt Ashamed.
If You Ever Felt Curious.
If You Ever Felt Used.
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge.
Feel The Romance.
My Brutal Romance.
My Beautiful Romance.
My Innocent Romance.
My Childish Romance.
My Miserable Romance.
My X-Rated Romance.
My Harlequin Romance.
My Selfish Romance.
? My Chemical Romance ?
MCR PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
"I Pledge Allegiance, To My Chemical Romance, Of New Jersey. And To The Band, In Which The Music They Play, One Nation, Under Gerard, Invincible, With Venom & Vampires For All."
MCRmy Vow:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood, sweat, and tears for the sake and well being of Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Ray Toro, and Bob Bryar... "
Dear MCR;
THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM and saving my life,
I respect and love you TO THE END.
I didn't KILL ALL YOU'RE FRIENDS,
we are now watching the EARLY SUNSETS OVER MONROEVILLE,
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER for me to have ROMANCE,
but I realized that it's just the GHOST OF YOU.
I'm probably joining THE BLACK PARADE,
so I will take a CEMETERY DRIVE,
because THIS IS HOW I DISAPPEAR.
I am going to go HEADFIRST FOR HALOS in the HOUSE OF WOLVES.
MAMA, I'M NOT OKAY (I PROMISE).
I am getting bored at looking at these SKYLINES AND TURNSTILES.
I can't get home because MY WAY HOME IS THROUGH YOU and I can't find you.
So now I am screaming HEAVEN HELP US.
It's time for my DROWNING LESSONS, but I can't because I have CANCER.
When I am DEAD can you BURY ME IN BLACK.
My mom always said "GIVE 'EM HELL, KID" and I will.
I have a very misleading life because THE SHARPEST LIVES are the deadliest to lead.
I am stuck in these CUBICLES full of BLOOD.
My name is HELENA so lay me down to SLEEP and don't STAY AWAKE,
these are my FAMOUS LAST WORDS,
and this is THE END.
This is for the MCRmy.
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
Who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set Ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved Pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every Soldier, Vampire, Parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
What I am
I am a Demolition Lover.
I am NEVER okay, and am filled with unapologetic apathy.
I live a disenchanted life, yet still manage to think happy thoughts.
I was welcomed to the Black Parade.
I am young, and I don't care.
I could've been a better son.
I am not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
I live Life On The Murder Scene when The Black Parade Is Dead!
I helped Gee stay sober, and lost my fear of falling.
I like to lose myself, fire at will, and paint these walls in pitchfork red; for this reason I never told you what I did for a living.
I raise my glass high for tomorrow we die!
When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all.
I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends.
I have an obsession with Ray's hair, and celebrate October 31st for two reasons.
I gave you gallons of blood.
I know what they do to guys like us in prison, because S-I-N-I-S-I-N!
I painted it black and took it back.
I believe that the Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You.
I'll send you my RESIGNATION in DRAG.
I've Crashed The Cemetery Gates and Killed All My Friends.
I've always said that It's Not a Fashion Statement - It's a Death wish, yet then I thought of "Oh, how wrong were we to think that IMMORTALITY meant never DYING."
I've Brought You My Bullets in return for your LOVE while giving Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge.
I've seen the Early Sunsets Over Monroeville.
My favorite hotel is the Hotel Bella Muerte.
Vampires can never hurt me, because I am DEAD!
So shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and Sleep.
These are my Famous Last Words.
So, Thank You For The Venom, so long and good night!
Gerard Way Quotes :
“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.”
“Are You On Our Side And You Want To Be Diffrent Or Are You On That Side And You Want To Throw A Football At My Head?”
“We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!”
“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!”
“If for one minute you think you're better than a sixteen year old girl in a Green Day t-shirt, you are sorely mistaken. Remember the first time you went to a show and saw your favorite band. You wore their shirt, and sang every word. You didn't know anything about scene politics, haircuts, or what was cool. All you knew was that this music made you feel different from anyone you shared a locker with. Someone finally understood you. This is what music is about.”
Frankie Iero Quotes:
“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!”
“I would date Gerard.”
“Homophobia is gay.”
“I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.”
"If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn."
“Yeah, I have fired a gun and I loved it.”
Mikey Way Quotes:
“I like popsicles.”
“There's less violence in the world when people are using Hula-Hoops.”
Bob Bryar Quotes:
"I get these urges to fuck off sometimes."
Ray Toro Quotes:
“C'mon Frankie, you know you wanna f*ck a cow or two.”
10 commandments of the Black Parade:
1. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall accept death as it comes
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers and sisters in arms
8. Thou shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
10 commandments of MCR:
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall ROCK HARD!
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heater
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
*Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
*Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
*The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
*Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
*Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
*The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it’s soaked with tears and blood.
*The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
*Gerard Way sleeps with a night-light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
*Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
*Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
*Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
*Mikey Way can speak braille.
*Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
*Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
*If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
*Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
*Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
*The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
*Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
*When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
*Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Mikey Way is like a Tsunami; if you can see him coming it's already too late.
*Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff marshmallow man.
*Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
*When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Ray Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Ireo has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Iero doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*When Gerard Way has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday.”
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY OBESSED with MCR if…
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
3. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
4. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
5. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
6. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
7. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that asteroid missed the
Torosaurus!"
8. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
9. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
10. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
11. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
12. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
13. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
14. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
15. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
16. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum every time you go to San Francisco.
17. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
18. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
19. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
20. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
21. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
22. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
23. ...you have unleashed the f*cking bats.
24. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
25. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
26. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
27. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
28. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
29. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
30. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your f*cking face.
31. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
32. ..."Traitors!"...
33. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh".)
34. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
35. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,'
you b*stard!"
36. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
37. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
38. ...you have done or died.
39. ...every time you are faced with a difficult decision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
40. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
41. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
42. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
43. ...every time you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
44. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
45. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
46. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
47. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
48. ...all you are is bullets.
49. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
50. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
51. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
52. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
53. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
54. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
55. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
56. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
57. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
58. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
59. ...every time you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
60. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
61. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
62. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
63. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
64. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
65. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
66. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
67. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for
"The Ghost of You."
68. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
69. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
70. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
71. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
72. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
73. ...you don't just stand, you stand up f*cking tall!
74. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
75. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
76. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
77. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it, thankyouverymuch.
78. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
79. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
80. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that b*tch. F*ck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
81. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
82. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
83. ...you name your guitars.
84. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
85. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
86. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
87. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
88. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
89. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
90. ...you rock out just for the dead.
91. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's so hot though!"
92. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
93. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
94. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
95. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
96. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...
Music:
My Chemical Romance
Chameleon Circuit
Three Days Grace
3 Doors Down
Good Charlotte
Nickelback
Within Temptation
Hollywood Undead
The Fray
Breaking Benjamin
Bullet For My Valentine
Coldplay
Evanescance
Fall Out Boys
Flyleaf
Green Day
The Killers
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
Maroon 5
One Republic
Panic! at the Disco
Pink
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Simple Plan
and OH so MANY more.
NOW FOR SOMETHING YOU SEE A LOT OF PLACES
If you...
-believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs...
-didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart...
-are insane and proud of it...
-just wanna annoy someone just for the heck of it...
-have ever run into a door, or solid wall...
-have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...
-have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it...
-at one time (or more) you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...
-like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys...
...Then COPY and PASTE this into your profile!!!!
93% of American teens would have a severe emotional break down if someone called them a freak. if you are part of the 7 that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
Now for the You Know you are a/an (fill in blank) IF....
AUTHOR
-You talk to yourself a lot.
-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
-You live off of sugar and caffeine
-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
-Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
-People think you have A.D.D.
-You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
-Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
-And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101
Okay time to wrap this up
You know, you wouldn't be able to tell by my 'about me' section, or my profile in general, but I love Doctor Who...and other things, besides My Chemical Romance...just saying.
\_/ <-- This is my care cup, it is empty...get used to it.
:P
~Axel-chan