Well, I feel accomplished. I've read two Kurt Vonnegut books and drank a pot and a half of coffee. That, my friends, is an achievement. (Mostly because I hate coffee and had to put like 3 tablespoons of sugar in it to make it bearable.) If you haven't read any Vonnegut before I suggest you go to your local library (anti-consumerism!) and check it out. I recommend reading Cat's Cradle,...