So, I had an interesting day at work.I work at a jewelery store called Vivah. It's not a high-end, uppity kind of store like Lugaro, Spence or Tiffany's, but they like to keep the joint pretty classy. My boss is super cool and it's a fun environment.Today, just as I was getting off work, a man from the nearby hair salon came in with a big bag of Ring Pops and gave a couple to my boss & I. My...

You have to sing that to the tune of Just Dance.Well, it's Monday, and I think that most of us are still recovering from the Slutpocalypse, which when I was your age, was known as Halloween. I know my skin still hasn't. =/ I don't think it liked my face paint very much; its all red and itchy by my nose. Oi.Halloween has always been my favorite holiday. I mean, who doesn't enjoy dressing up, and...

It makes for many a good laugh.I was over at my parents house the other night with my brother for some dinner. My step-dad was showing us some funny Youtube video about sheep shearing while my mom was in the guest room where a bunch of boxes full of our old childhood things were kept. She was going through them for whatever reason, when all of a sudden, she starts laughing like a madman.We asked...

I said, "Get out of there, Wolf, you don't belong in a closet, you're not a Jonas Brother." Three cheers for obscure memes.I just realized that, according to Twitter, I eat a lot. I'm almost worried. Maybe it's just me, but it seems a lot of my tweets revolve around me eating or wanting something in my mouth; and not in that way, you dirty devils, because that would just be impractical and a major...

This is just something that I want to get off my chest. I haven't been having the greatest of days today, although I don't really want to get into it. I'm in a ranty mood.It's something that really gets under my skin and really irritates me. I know it's something I've ranted about before, but it still ticks me off. I'm not too proud to admit that I can be a bit of an elitist asshole when it comes...

Well, I'm very excited, because I get to start off this journal with some very good news. Ever since I got back from Britain two weeks ago, I've been running around like a madman looking for a new part time job. I have been handing in my applications to anywhere I'd see that was hiring and had been stalking Craiglist religiously. Anyways, a few days ago, I spotted an ad for a new part time...

Gawddd, I'm so bloody sick of all those preps calling me a Emo!!11!oneLike, IDK why life has to hurt so much. It's like, if life is so fair, then why do roses have thorns? And then, like, all those mean preps have to go and make fun of me and why can't they just see the suffering and STOP?If there was a, "My Life Sux Moar then Ur Life" contest, I would win.And I know, like, that every other person...

Once again, it's almost Halloween. The most wonderful time of the year. Seriously, on what other occasions can you dress up, run around at night from door to door and extort strangers for candy? Best holiday ever.Yesterday while I was out running errands with the mother, we were discussing rad costume ideas. She and I are both pretty strong on our Pro Homemade Costume stance. I don't think I've...

Phucking Kanye.Hey guys. I just got back from my three-week sojourn from the United Kingdom on Wednesday. I went There and Back Again, just like Mr. Bilbo. And while I didn't actually have the best dream ever last night, I did actually dream quite a lot while I was away. It was kind of strange. The dreams themselves weren't strange, but the fact that I was dreaming almost every night was. But I...

Hey Internet. Sorry it's been a while. I've been busy with all kinds of things, and on Wednesday, I will be leaving for Europe and will most likely not be on for about three weeks. I just published the latest chapter of A Comedy of Errors which I feel needed to be done before I left. It would be much appreciated if you could perchance take a look at it. It's probably my favorite chapter so far.If...

It was a dark & stormy night. I was sitting at home, drunk, bored and alone, and talking to my friend Kevin over Messenger. He was over the moon about this new girl he's seeing. I'm genuinely happy for him, really. He hasn't had the best luck with girls, so to see him so elated is wonderful. I consider him one of my best friends, ever since we met when we were fifteen at a student film...

I had a very peculiar dream last night & it's something that has been on my mind all day. I don't remember a lot of my dreams, except for the exceptionally weird ones. I can still remember very vivid, lucid dreams that I had back when I was sixteen. I've been pondering the meaning of this dream all day, and now, as I sit here with my Black Russian, I felt compelled to write it down.In my...

Well, how awesome would it be if one of them spoke LOLcats?I think it would be Jazz.Anyways, that's not really pertinent to this journal, it's just something my friend Shannon & I thought up. Because we're geeks and we get bored.I finally got my tattoos. I got my wrist done on the 11th and Jordan came with me. He had set me up with his artist friend, and he also wanted to come to take...

New hair!Well, sort of. It's kind of going back to my natural colour, but this goes to eleven. I was one of those super fair, pale blond kids in school. I remember, in grade seven, my hair was so light and my eyes are blue, so the kids were calling me, "Legolas". Not that I really minded; after all, the Elves are ethereally beautiful and Legolas is really, really ridiculously good looking, but...

Three cheers for alliteration!Rules:1: Random movie quotes2: Y'all guess the film & character who says it, and if you get it right, I strike it out3: Don't be a cheaty-cheaterton & look them up1: Say yes. At least, say hello.2: For the past fifteen minutes now, you've been droning on about names ... "Toby, Toby, Toby Wong, Toby Chung, fuckin' Charlie Chan ..." I've got Madonna's big dick...

Ten points to whoever knows what song that lyric is from.Yesterday was my birthday, and I was feeling a bit down. You see, my birthday has always been a bit of a non-event, basically because I was born in the middle of the summer, and all of my friends would be away on holidays or working. The last "birthday bash", I had was about four years ago, and was with only two people, one of whom is not my...

No matter how bad life seems to be, at least I didn't get pwnd by this four year old on X-Box Live.Then you can say that your life sucks.I went downtown today to get my passport photos taken. I don't know how the rules are in America, but here in Soviet Canuckistan, you are no longer allowed to smile in your passport photos. I think the goal is to make everyone look like a terrorist, or something....

Sometime back in the early 1980's, I believe it was written by Gary Panter, and it was an essay in which Panter regects the notion of the "artist" as a bohemian, but instead encourages the artist to work within capitalism in order to reach a wider market. This piece was entitled, The Rozz Talk Manifesto, and it's really an important and interesting piece of literature. There was a quote I remember...

Best comeback ever.I just got home after a lovely evening out with a big group of family & friends - it was my friend's mothers' birthday today, so we went out yo dinner at a great Indian restaurant. The man who served us was probably the most hilarious waiter I've ever had. He was a riot. It was nice dinner.Before that, however, I was killing some time downtown with a friend of mine. We went...

I just had the greatest idea ever!Rockband is taking suggestions for new songs in their upcoming game. We can actually vote!Step 1: Go to www.rockband.com/request Step 2: * ARTIST NAME: RICK ASTLEY* SONG TITLE: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP* WHY IT ROCKS: BEST SONG EVER* TYPE IN THE 'WORDS'Step 3: SubmitStep 4: ???Step 5: PROFIT!!!Once you guys are done with that, considering I'm still a few words...