My name is Resa. At the moment I have a sore on my leg. But it's only because I'm ashy. I don't have lotion most of the time, and my legs are always dry and peeling. They're hairy, too, so if I shave my legs, I have a lot of ground to cover. Since you got this far, I might as well tell you my name is actually Theresa, but only cool people call me Resa. Except for NO ONE.

No crush please, When I get nervous on the internet, I start playing with my hair [normally used for brushing with a brush and comb, which I only do in the morning . Examples would be when someone calls me pretty, when I get in a fight, when someone calls me an idiot, if someone posted embarrassing pictures from art club, or when I get a message on facebook that says "NO COMMENT."

I'm really skinny. Major turn-off, right? I also burp really loud. I don't even have to be sick or anything, they just come out of nowhere. I tend to have a sound if I laugh too hard, too. I'm pretty much doomed to be the designated bus driver and 100 year old virgin. COBWEB CROTCH.