Dee
- Name
- Dee
- Age
- 31
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Canada
- Joined date
- October 11th, 2008
About
Sorry that i haven't been on in a really long time. I am back now.......i think. If you want to know anything about me you're going to have to ask ;p
I almost forgot...the picture is one of Miyavi not me.
/) /)
( . .)
C( " )( " )
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Shit you may or may not care about, just a collection of sayings that i have found...
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~ Mothers of teenagers understand why animals eat their young.
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~ I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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~ Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. - George W Bush
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~ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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~ Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
_______________________________________________________________
~ Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
_______________________________________________________________
~Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your
expenses.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
_______________________________________________________________
~ Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe
together.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
_______________________________________________________________
~ Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Don't drink and drive.... you might hit a bump and spill it
_______________________________________________________________
~ A jerk says " Why are you wearing a bra? It's not like you have anything to put in it. " The
smart girl answers " You wear pants don't you? "
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ DON'T HIT KIDS!!!! no seriously they have guns now
_______________________________________________________________
~ Men - No shirt, no service
Women - No shirt, FREE DRINKS
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ If I wanted to hear from an asshole.... I'd FART!!!!
_______________________________________________________________
~ Drink coffee! Do stupid things fast with more energy
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~ Some guys say " Suck on it! ", but I say " I choke on small objects! "
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~ You should see me when my medicine isn't working
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Roses are red, some condoms are blue, STD's are contagious so watch who you screw!
_______________________________________________________________
~ I love my computer... all my friends are inside it!
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Be nice to your kids... they'll choose your nursing home!
_______________________________________________________________
~ Every girl has the right to be ugly, but some abuse the privilege
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need Listerine,
not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
_______________________________________________________________
~ A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass,
but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
_______________________________________________________________
~ REMEMBER - SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM!
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ If you eat people, you will get a tummy ache
_______________________________________________________________
~ I'm an impatient stalker...when the person I'm stalking stops I push them and yell "Hurry
the Fuck up"
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ You say i suffer from insanity,but i enjoy every minute of it
_______________________________________________________________
~ You say psychotic like its a bad thing
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid i'll take over
_______________________________________________________________
~ F C K (a l l i n e e d i s U)
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Be who you are
Say what you feel
Because those that mind don't matter
And those that matter don't mind
_______________________________________________________________
~ A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:
- A Heart to love him
- A Diamond to marry him
- A club to smash his fucking head in, and
- A Spade to burry the bastard
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Tell your pants it's rude to point
_______________________________________________________________
~ "Every time I heard someone say Edward Cullen I want to punch a baby in the face" -Marissa _______________________________________________________________________________
~ No I can't go to hell...I've got a restraining order
_______________________________________________________________
~ When I said I'd hit that, I meant with a car
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ I'll kill him,
I'll kill dead
like with a rock...or something
_______________________________________________________________
~ You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else!!
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Everytime I go to the doctor I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.
_______________________________________________________________
~ No Trespassers.
Violaters will be shot,
survivors will be shot again
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
_______________________________________________________________
~ A day without sunshine is like,
you know,
Night
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Don't knock on death's door
Ring the doorbell and run!!
He hates that
_______________________________________________________________
~ I'm not short
I'm just usually not tall
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ I do what ever the rice crispies tell me to do
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~ I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself (no offense intended)
_______________________________________________________________________________
~WARNING
All children left unattended will be sold to the circus
_______________________________________________________________
~BRIAN!!
Theres a message in my Alphabits!
It says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Peter those are Cherios
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Sanity is SO overrated
_______________________________________________________________
~When life gives you lemons
make grapefruit
sit back
and let them wonder how you did it.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
_______________________________________________________________
~ I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemys told you this!
_______________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________
I almost forgot...the picture is one of Miyavi not me.
/) /)
( . .)
C( " )( " )
_______________________________________________________________________________
Shit you may or may not care about, just a collection of sayings that i have found...
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
~ Mothers of teenagers understand why animals eat their young.
_______________________________________________________________
~ I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. - George W Bush
_______________________________________________________________
~ A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
_______________________________________________________________
~ Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
_______________________________________________________________
~Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your
expenses.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender.
_______________________________________________________________
~ Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe
together.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
_______________________________________________________________
~ Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Don't drink and drive.... you might hit a bump and spill it
_______________________________________________________________
~ A jerk says " Why are you wearing a bra? It's not like you have anything to put in it. " The
smart girl answers " You wear pants don't you? "
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ DON'T HIT KIDS!!!! no seriously they have guns now
_______________________________________________________________
~ Men - No shirt, no service
Women - No shirt, FREE DRINKS
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ If I wanted to hear from an asshole.... I'd FART!!!!
_______________________________________________________________
~ Drink coffee! Do stupid things fast with more energy
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Some guys say " Suck on it! ", but I say " I choke on small objects! "
_______________________________________________________________
~ You should see me when my medicine isn't working
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Roses are red, some condoms are blue, STD's are contagious so watch who you screw!
_______________________________________________________________
~ I love my computer... all my friends are inside it!
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Be nice to your kids... they'll choose your nursing home!
_______________________________________________________________
~ Every girl has the right to be ugly, but some abuse the privilege
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need Listerine,
not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
_______________________________________________________________
~ A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass,
but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma
_______________________________________________________________
~ REMEMBER - SOME PEOPLE ARE
ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM!
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ If you eat people, you will get a tummy ache
_______________________________________________________________
~ I'm an impatient stalker...when the person I'm stalking stops I push them and yell "Hurry
the Fuck up"
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ You say i suffer from insanity,but i enjoy every minute of it
_______________________________________________________________
~ You say psychotic like its a bad thing
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid i'll take over
_______________________________________________________________
~ F C K (a l l i n e e d i s U)
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Be who you are
Say what you feel
Because those that mind don't matter
And those that matter don't mind
_______________________________________________________________
~ A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need:
- A Heart to love him
- A Diamond to marry him
- A club to smash his fucking head in, and
- A Spade to burry the bastard
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Tell your pants it's rude to point
_______________________________________________________________
~ "Every time I heard someone say Edward Cullen I want to punch a baby in the face" -Marissa _______________________________________________________________________________
~ No I can't go to hell...I've got a restraining order
_______________________________________________________________
~ When I said I'd hit that, I meant with a car
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ I'll kill him,
I'll kill dead
like with a rock...or something
_______________________________________________________________
~ You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else!!
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Everytime I go to the doctor I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.
_______________________________________________________________
~ No Trespassers.
Violaters will be shot,
survivors will be shot again
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
_______________________________________________________________
~ A day without sunshine is like,
you know,
Night
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Don't knock on death's door
Ring the doorbell and run!!
He hates that
_______________________________________________________________
~ I'm not short
I'm just usually not tall
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ I do what ever the rice crispies tell me to do
_______________________________________________________________
~ I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself (no offense intended)
_______________________________________________________________________________
~WARNING
All children left unattended will be sold to the circus
_______________________________________________________________
~BRIAN!!
Theres a message in my Alphabits!
It says "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
------------------------------------------------------------------
Peter those are Cherios
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Sanity is SO overrated
_______________________________________________________________
~When life gives you lemons
make grapefruit
sit back
and let them wonder how you did it.
_______________________________________________________________________________
~ Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
_______________________________________________________________
~ I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemys told you this!
_______________________________________________________________________________
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