Gamer Slang (Yeah, I Went There).

Yep, I had to join in this latest trend. Everyone has pretty much got the different regions covered, but us gamers have some little slang and terms of our own.Some are easy in my opinion, but some are hard. I mostly just included the ones I'm most familiar with. It's separated into different categories to make it a little bit easier, so you can try out one or all of them.I'll offer some prizes as...
June 19th, 2014 at 10:04pm

How to Flirt With the Pizza Man.

I don't know what it is about the Spanish language but it seriously drives me crazy and makes me have a thing for most Hispanics. (Which explains why my boyfriend is a straight-out-of-Mexico dude who gets pissed at things and starts shouting in Spanish while I stare back with hearts in my eyes). But the boyfriend isn't here for the summer, and I have no Spanish in my life at the moment.But the...
June 15th, 2014 at 01:23am

How to Say Goodbye.

It feels like everyone is leaving in some way.Every time I check the blogs I feel like there's always at least one person posting their goodbye blog or saying Mibba isn't the right place for them, so they're taking a break from it. I don't know really what else to say about this other than it seems to be a trend lately, or maybe people just want to go out and enjoy the season. Have fun, wherever...
June 12th, 2014 at 07:53am

How to Be a Female Dog.

I'm waiting for everyone to leave for Grad Night and I've got nothing better to do other than wander around the internet. I've been feeling a little out of place because idk no one responds to my messages, so it makes me feel like A) Mibba is broken, or B) People just don't want to talk to me.tbh, it just sucks feeling like you're being ignored, though. But it's cool, I guess in the end I really...
June 6th, 2014 at 09:57pm

How to Fall Apart.

Oh my god I still need to blog about prom and graduation.But I don't have time for that today. I'm falling apart.Literally in both aspects. My hip hurts for some strange reason and it feels like my ankle is going to detach itself from my leg any second. Adding onto that, every single summer-EVERY. SINGLE.S U M M E R.I turn into this weird, emotional wreck that starts getting irritated a lot...
June 6th, 2014 at 06:35am

How to Be Pathetic.

My life today is so pathetic, and it's barely noon.Today we had graduation practice at seven in the morning because we're graduating tomorrow (yay... I guess). All my friends and I were chatting and whatever, having a nice sweat in the sun. At the end I thought my boyfriend (who I picked up and brought to the grad practice) was coming back with me, but he decided to go off with his friends. I...
June 2nd, 2014 at 08:55pm

How to Realize You're Obsessed With the Subject of Sex.

-- This entry is so so random and scattered because of my state of mind. I think I took too much medicine because I feel really weird and out of it. ----My boyfriend is having guy time, so I forced myself to have some girl time and chat it up with the girlies about whatever they cared about. To be honest, my real life friends kind of...suck. They either do drugs (which I am so adamant about...
June 1st, 2014 at 04:42am

How to Stress Over a Late Period.

I haven't been very active at all because the end of school + senior activities + stress has taken up all my free time. I'm out of school now but not very active because my pregnancy scare is getting really bad. It's stressing me out for real. I haven't stopped worrying about it since like three weeks ago.I should've gotten my period yesterday, but it's late. My period is irregular I guess because...
May 30th, 2014 at 10:35pm

How to Stay in an Abusive Relationship.

This is not about my current boyfriend -- this is about my ex.--Yeah, I was part of that 32% of high school students in an abusive relationship. Supposedly.My ex-boyfriend (Flips) was four years older than me and the best friend of my brother. My brother didn't know we were together for awhile until he caught us having sex, and after that he was just sort of 'whatever' about it.I guess that's what...
May 19th, 2014 at 07:01am

How to Initiate Another Pregnancy Scare.

I'm really stupid. It's midnight and I have to be up in five hours for school, but that's not why I'm stupid. It's because I keep making the same mistake over and over and forcing myself to do something I'm going to regret.I need to stop having sex until I get put on birth control.A couple months ago I went through a really bad pregnancy scare that has really just damaged me mentally. It's hard...
May 15th, 2014 at 09:13am

How to YOLOSWAG.

School is pissing me off. I have so many projects that actually require effort, and don't even get me started on senior finals. These next two weeks are going to be hell in a boat for me, and my inactivity on Mibba is gonna show. I'm literally saying "fuck it" as I do all my projects and just throw a bunch of crap on a poster and call it done. That's all I've been doing lately.But I'm still here....
May 13th, 2014 at 05:49am

How to Take a Break.

I'm not going to make this long because I'm feeling shitty and need some time to distract myself with something.If you read my last blog, you'll know about the bad date I had with my boyfriend yesterday.Well last night at two in the morning he came to my house and told me to come outside. I snuck out and we sat in his car talking for a long time. We've both been on edge because of school and...
May 4th, 2014 at 08:26pm

How to Be Disappointed.

I can't be bothered to come up with a better title. Today my boyfriend and I finally went on a date after a month and a half of not doing so, and it sucked. So bad.He told me he was taking me to the beach and I was over the moon excited because I hadn't been to the beach in so long. Ever since moving to California, I've been in love with lying in the sun getting a tan and all the normal beach...
May 4th, 2014 at 06:17am

How to Wear a Bathing Suit to School.

I was feeling really confused looking at the blogs today and yesterday. I understand trends happen sometimes but it seemed like everyone was posting about their favorite quote for no reason. But I get it now, it's the Mibba May points thing going on. I'll just politely not participate to be different and rebel against the commonman.--ANYWAY: my senior prank happened today, and it was so delicious....
May 3rd, 2014 at 04:30am

How to Attend an Inappropriate Preschool.

I just remembered this but at my old old school (which I guess was the equivalent of preschool) we didn't have doors on our bathroom stalls and the boys and girls all went to the same bathroom together.It was weird. We were all like five and our teachers would tell us to go to the bathroom, and I remember standing in front of a stall watching girls pee and then it would be my turn -- and this was...
May 1st, 2014 at 03:31am

How to be Annoyed by Little Mibba Things.

Yes, this is going to be a rant blog because I'm having a stressful day and need to let out some frustration about something in my life. So here we go.Number One_____I don't like seeing users say that they're intimidated by a Mibbian. The hell? Everyone here is just someone with a number and a username and a face and they're on a computer too and they're just being people, just like I'm doing, or...
April 29th, 2014 at 03:37am

How to Lose Weight the *Unhealthy* Way.

Since this is the thing people do now:Trigger warning!____________________________C'est possible...--I'll say it straight up: I used to be anorexic. I don't think I was doing it right because I didn't get bone-thin like I wanted, I just got really pale and sick and constipated. At that time I was eating a small meal a day and listening to the advice of this anorexic girl who told me how to eat and...
April 28th, 2014 at 02:20am

How to Mop the Ceiling.

I'm that kind of girl that strongly believes in Paris Hilton's motto that if you do something wrong the first time, no one will ever ask you to do it again.So I mopped the ceiling of my bathroom, not because I knew it was the wrong thing, but because I thought it was totally the right thing.My mom thinks that my showers are SO hot that the steam is literally melting the paint off the walls (but I...
April 26th, 2014 at 04:07am

How to Steal a Car.

I haven't posted a blog in awhile. There's been a lot going on this past week, so I guess I'll start with the most dramatic.Someone stole my car on Monday. I was getting out of my last period of school when I looked in my bag and realized, Shit, someone stole my car keys! Needless to say, I was pissed and freaking out. As I was rushing out of the classroom, one of my boyfriend's friends stopped me...
April 24th, 2014 at 04:29am

how to be ignorant in every language. (+ rec me some manga)

I just want to wrap tape around my mouth and never speak again.At this point, I don't even know if ignorant is the proper term to describe how bad I've been at communicating in any language lately.Pushing aside the fact I've been taking AP English these last two years and speak it every day of my life now, I embarrass myself in the English language more than anything else. It's not my first...
April 8th, 2014 at 03:03am