SunshineTheVampire

About 60% of what comes out my mouth is a joke, 10% is trying to be and the other 30% is probably something that will annoy you. I'm a huge dork. I fall over while standing still. I hit my head on doors when I'm opening them. I can't stand on one foot for more than 5 seconds. I always slip while running on hardwood floors. I'm sarcastic, cynical and sometimes I appear stupid. Basically, you'll either hate me because I'm too weird, hyper, rude, stubborn and I always correct you when you say something that's wrong or then you'll like me, although I manage to embarrass myself and everyone around me at least twice a day. That's me in a few sentences.