Hey it's my birthday tomorrow (the 12th) and I would like someone to write me a one-shot about me and Bert McCracken! :DDoesn't matter if it's NC-17 or PG (though I do like me some naughty fanfiction) as long as you make it happy! Well, I'd like it to at least END happily.Info on me:Jenny / Jenn / JennJenn5ft 2in (yes I'm short)Chubby, but with curves in the "right" places (oh hai double D cups!...