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*excited at thought of owning Lake District and Scottish Highlands* Hrm... oh alright! ^.^ *gives the half of Japan that doesn't include Square Enix productions, or the anime makers of Vampire Knight, Bleach and . They’re just too good to give up, sowwy. But I will, out of random goodness, give you Naruto :)
*Zaraki pauses, blinks in surprise... then screams like a little girl and runs for the Hills* 0_0 ... 0_0 again! What have you done to him?
Hahaha, oh, liar! *Edward knows you're lying. Yet he considers helping anyway* Wow, how many fangirls are wishing you dead you right about now? :P

*I grab you to run out of the room, just as Itachi gets into his battle stance* I didn't think it a good idea to be around if he's going to give one of those hate-and-blood speeches and visions o_O

You gave THAT NEKO the world instead of ME?! *throws you back into room with Itachi and storms off, anger lines coming off me*
*When miles away, realises that woud mean anime-style world* ...Well, if you’re with Itachi, that will happen faster... *considers giving into evilness, but sighs and summons Sasori to go rescue you* The generous things I do for you... :P

*gaspith, rejected* Yeah, well, my 49% of the earth includes Japan! :P
And you have the stinkin' United Kingdom *says this despite living within the UK and loves multiple parts of it*~

Wow, that was nice of you, to give me a pat on the back like that ^.^
*realises the glares of fangirls are sinking me into the ground* ... -_- You've just effectively screwed me over, huh?
*whistles, just before sinks totally into the ground. A moment passes. Then the captain Zaraki is standing over you, grinning as he reaches for his sword and gets into a battle position...* Muhahaha! >:D

Oh noes, lizzie's sick!! *calls lotza medical ninjas. Not to mention also Twilight Edward of course, just in case you get a fever or somethin', or are dying, and wanna be vamped?*

*the voices in my head chloroform the voice in your head* All better ^.^ But yea, such a break from anime... o_o People couldn't succeed at taking a break for that length of time if they were TRYING to, never mind it just happening. I'll get the medical nins checking into that, just in case.

…I'm sorrowful that you're sick (I can't say I'm sorry you're sick or else you'll know that I gypsy-cursed you with it so I could gain another 2% of the world)... so I hope you get better quickly, so that I MYSELF can feel better, okay? ^.^

*offers hand to help you up* *planning to drop you if you do grab it, just for badness n' funnies >:)*

XD *quickly stops smiling in case fangirls think it's related to mocking Sasuke*
Which, of course it totally is. But they don't have to know that ^.^ Plus I'd rather keep the skin on my body non-bruised and non-beaten, thank you...

Ahh, things are VERY good. Nice of you to think to ask, fellow evil Dominator of all life ^.^ In comparison to what some others have at least. Worst thing I'm suffering from is a case of too-much-free-time-syndrome ((yet somehow I still have the ability to ignore the fact that I have all the time in the world and don't bother to come up with a more creative name for that syndrome :P It takes more than just talent to be this lazy, don't ya know)).

And how about you~> How is life, anime and... well, whatever else there is to ask about all going for you? :)

*Sasuke copies your technique and is there in seconds too* o_o Well, look on the bright side. Being killed by an anime character must be a fairly oroginal way to die. Er, right?
...Wait, I know how to solve this!
*brings out mobile phone, texts for a sec, closes* Juust wait for it... *rumbling noise heard in the background, then over the hill, you come to see=
torrents of Sasuke fangirls, charging as an army, and have spotted the now-eye-twitching Uchiha*

I think that may have Sasuke distracted for just a little bit ^.^

Oh good. Sorry for the patchy memory :( Apparently that kind of thing can happen after you're killed by an enraged anime character... At least, according to this *lifts up book entitled "The kind of things that can happen after you're killed by an enraged anime character"*. The title is somewhat vague, I think, but you get the gist ^.^

And yep, we're completely flame-less! ...*mumbling so not overheard* We only get to wear one of these black Shinigami robes for the rest of eternity, so we kinda do have to be careful...
And very quick when it comes to the days of getting it washed :P

*The frog is right next to a weasel, and Sasuke turns on his sharingan on you as he makes the connection to his brother* ...Uh oh o_o

X_X (too dead to say why I poked him. Luckily, it's in my last Will and Testament~> And for my final request, I wish to irritate Sasuke to no end, even when I have come to an end. The stick is in the kitchen cupboard. Let the annoyance commence!) :)

Wow, anyway, now that I've been reborn as a Soul Reaper (Bleach. Sorry, can't remember if you've seen that anime or not... ), I can now poke Sasuke with my new shiny sword, and I'll be a non-flammable ghost this time! Muhahahaha- *waits for dramatic effect*... ha.

*Grips Sasuke by back collar (it is a GIANT collar, so. Hard to miss, you know?) and lifts him until his kicking legs are off the ground as he tries to chase you* If I wasn't already dead, he would so kill me for this... :D

Yep! :) ...But they apparently grow to their giganticness within 24 hours, so we should probably start running again.
OR *gives baby bat to Twilight Edward, who runs away with superspeed to Forks to keep the bat forever* ...Cool, fangirl delivery service :D

Oh, indeed. lol, Sasori's mine then! ^.^ *considering Itachi too...*
Neither are in the anime much now, soooo... *evil plotting smile* Oh, and also *pokes Sasuke with a stick. Waits. Then again. Waits. Then again+*

Well, It's not as if she uses her eyes! *probably shouldn't have so callously pointed out something she's sensitive about*

Well, now that I'm about to die in the way of "eaten by giant bat called Erine" =an end which I have for years totally expected, by the way= I guess I might as well do one of those things I've been wanting to for nearly my whole life...
*yoinks a phoenix feather from Fawkes. He takes it as an insult and blows a MASSIVE flame-breath, over Erine, engulfing the bat to cause instant incineration. Fawkes flies off*
... !!! 0_0 How can this happen?! These games are generally less graphic than...-
*miniature (palm-sized) baby Erine is born from Erine's ashes. Its cuteness could make anyone swoon, and will forever be hailed as The Sweetest of Them All* ... :) I guess that solves that problem, then! Hooray!
*victory music plays and everyone has a three-day-long party, anime characters and regular yet cool people happy together*

...What's next? ^.^

I know! *throws to Erine Bunny's plush-toy babies* Erine can eat them instead, so we're saved ^.^
*has forgotten than bats see with sound, and that she isn't making any noise to be able to know about the toys*

i know right?
and my brothers said its based on a true story :o:o

*caught, put back onto building top* Yay! ^.^ Thank you, Erine *give golden carrot to the bat as a reward*

Er, bats eat carrots, right? *Erine looms over us two humans with a dark glint in her eyes* o_o

A demonic house D:
its a creepy movie!

I guess so

Oh yeah
I know a couple
annoying as ever
But I know them

Uhm
I don't understand what you mean

*nods along with you, only has forgotten what 'solemnly' means and is nodding faster than a bobble-head doll*
*dizzy* Uh oh. Maybe I shouldn't have started insulting Superman when I'm standing on the edge of a really tall building, only to dizzy myself seconds later? ... ... ...
o_o *falls*

:D
i loved it:)
have you seen The Amityville Horror?

aw,
dawn of the dead is super freaky D:
have you seen Shawn Of The Dead?:p

The Chamber Of Secrets :)))))))
we didnt finish it though,
we ended up watching Dawn Of The Dead:))))

*Superman is looking at us, eye twitching in fury* Er, I think he's considering using his heat-ray vision... 0_0

But yep, he's actually vaguely useless at the moment. Unless he starts to tackle ending political wars once and for all... Now THAT would be cool. Just burn/break up all the weapons in the world, yayz! ^.^ *throwing a party for world peace already, despite that Superman is still considering just smiting me down where I dance*