My days as i live seem shorter they have something about them,that makes me wan't to smile.

-A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?answer:The room with the lions,because they would be dead.-A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she...
February 8th, 2010 at 11:00pm