Just warning you (if anyone actually reads this- I‘m assuming my journals are still banned?)- this will probably turned out into a very pathetic piece of utter self pity. Seeing as I hate reading that kind of stuff from other people, it probably works the same way. Plus, usually my journals turn out more pathetic then most. Jesus. I read back on some of them and want to give myself a good kick...

Yeah. I’m not celebrating Zombie Jesus Day this year. Jesus already has Christmas- he can leave my birthday out of this! Also, Shannon Doherty, Brendon Urie and any other famous person born on April 12th can step aside too. This is my time to shine.So, fifteen years ago today, I made my first extremely loud, tearful début into the world. Actually, that’s not strictly true. The damn cord was...