Lone_Wolf

I love Twilight and am Team Switzerland. I love to read and write mostly about vampires. Please be my friend if you like my work or just want to talk. I am strongly opposed to animal cruelty and will sometimes write about that. Yeah, so send me a friend request!!

~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know. =D

You say pink
I say black
You say Paris Hilton
I say Random
You say Zac Efron
I say Rob Pattinson
You say pop
I say rock
You say I'm weird
I say I'm different
IF YOU AGREE, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

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“Love life and life will love you back. Love people and they will love you back.”
~Arthur Rubinstein

" Love Is Life And If You Miss Love, You Miss Life. "

"If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives."

Just when you think "Lifes a bitch," it has puppies.

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it."

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isnt there the first time you need him, chances are you wont be needing him again.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If you cant convince them, confuse them.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, how come nothing in the store is free yet?

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted: I am Napoleon! Another one said: How do you know? The first inmate said: God told me! A voice from antoher room shouted: I did NOT!

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." ~Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

Month one
Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don`t like him
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

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Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this

95% of teens would be freaking out if the jonas brothers were about to jump off a skyscraper repost this if you`re the 5 % sitting with your friends eating popcorn yelling jump

95% of teens would be freaking out if miley cyrus / hannah montana were about to jump off a skyscraper repost this if you`re the 5 % sitting with your friends eating popcorn yelling jump

*If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage!!
*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!"
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.

Mom,

I went to a birthday party but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right
As the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,while he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die.
So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid, tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven to put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me mom, as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you and good-bye.

If you're against drunk driving repost this on your profile. T.A.D.D

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Hayley Williams
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Zacky Vengenace
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different Fuck You, I'm Me

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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination

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This interview is too god damn funny:

Interviewer: Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
Interviewer: SKITTLES OR MnMS?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Interviewer: Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
Inteviewer: So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
Interviewer: I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
Interviewer: What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Interviewer: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Interviewer: Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
Interviewer: OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
Interviewer: OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Interviewer: Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
Interviewer: OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!

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I have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder. Put this on your profile if you've caught it too.

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can you tell i am not obsessed! How can you not tell i'm so obsessed :) :smile:

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"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to sh*t."
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
-Frank Iero

Interviewer: Vampires or Werewolves?
Gerard: Vampires
Frank: Vampires
Mikey: Vampires
Frank: PIRATES!
Ray: Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves.
Frank: Traitor!

Person on twilight add: "When you can live forever what do live for?"
Me: "Oh, that's easy you live for cookies"

u know you're OBSESSED with Twilight when:
1.) You read all the books at least twice
2.) You spend your time on the Internet looking up Twilight
3.) You like to find songs that relate to Twilight
4.) You can quote lines from the books
5.) You annoy people by talking about it
6.) You can reread the books without getting bored
7.) You are extremely excited about the movie/other books
8.)You will bring your friends to the Twilight movie
9.) You actually get showered and ready for bed in a rush because you think that Edward will be waiting for you.
10.) You get disapointed when he's not there, so you pretend he's there any way.
I have ocd
Obsessive Cullen Disorder! Put this on your profile if you too have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder

Life:
When life gives you lemons demand that they take it back and give you cookies

If you think it's not possible for one being to control this weird, wacky world we live in put this on your profile

Things I stole from other people's profiles:

x] Emos Rule....
x] Live With It =]
x] Not All Emos Cut
x] Not All Emos R Depressed
x] Emos R Nice People
x] Emos Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Themselves
x] Emos DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] Emos Have Feelings
x] Not All Emos R Bi!!
x] Emos R The Sexiest People ALIVE!!
x] Emos Do Smile
x] Emos Do Laugh
Put this on ure profile if u agree
Men are like...

.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
...Copy Machines
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
....high heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

*LOVE*
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy:No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.
Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.