Haha these are the funniest jokes/rhymes I could find.I found them once again on google,and my friend helped me find some.Hope you like them!***AUTHORS NOTE***Crude humor follows PG13& this is not my work.Comet, it makes your mouth turn greenComet, it tastes like ListerineComet, it makes you vomitSo go get Comet and vomit today!Heidi's version]My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the...

Okay, maybe this isn't the 'best' journal entry I have ever written,but every once in a while, a girls gotta stop and smell the roses.;)These quotes help me get through the day,I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!!!Should I Smile Because We're Friends, Or Cry Because That’sAll We'll Ever Be?If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on...

I think the title says it all really,but I guess I could bother to explain...Hmmm, well let's see...The 9th was my birthday,yes LAST Thursday,and guess what? No party.No friends. No one even bothering to send me a stupid e-card.Some people make me sick.But, speaking of sick,I don't just mean that metiforicly.I really have been sick all freakin week.Starting on, (you guessed it!) My birthday...So,...

Hello! Hola! Amagias! Gracias!Haha, I guess you can already tell,I like to be weird... and random(:I do things spontanious ... A LOT.Well, the name's Brittany,just call me Britt.I hate my name, but I can't change it,...so deal with it.I don't cuss,and I hate to hear it,so comment,but if you comment,censor it.I love music,and I always will.I listen to everything pretty much.Right now my favorite...