10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale10. Beg him not to eat you.9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.6. Tell him only...