My friend Sarah was obsessed with saying John McCain for quite a while today. She filled out a survey which turned out to be lovely indeed. It’s so stupid it’s funny. Recreation from memory.Name: SarahBest Friend: John McCainFavorite Teacher: John McCainFavorite Subject: John McCain…Ology.My family will consist of: John McCainMy Future Pets: John McCain and a Giraffe. McCain…affe?I...

I was going to the bathroom and only had one free hand to pull up my nifty pants. When something bites my hand. I looked at my thumb and it was missing a small chunk of skin and bleeding. Why?I didn't see anything on my pants so I looked. First I thought one of my studs came loose and was poking through my pants. So I loosened my belt and the metal disappeared. But none of the spikes were...