Just some things I figured out while watching Shutter Island with my best friend.1. If it looks like a zombie, walks like a zombie, and moans like a zombie, then holy hell it’s a zombie.2. When people say that the house on the hill is haunted, listen to them.3. If you see signs that say things like ‘turn back’ or ‘go no further’, listen to them.4. Whenever there is a telephone in the...

Author's note: I came up with these myself. I did NOT find them on any other site, so do not even contemplate reporting me for these. They are all MINE and MINE ALONE. Same goes for stealing, which I do not like either. This is a Journal because these are technically my thoughts about what would be funny to see being done in the laboratory, but really should not be done. So therefore you CANNOT...

God, today was awful.But it was great at the same time, you know?It started off great; I had this really awesome dream about these really hot twins I found on Mibba. We were talking, and they magically appeared at my house with these redhead triplet chicks. We wanted to eat some ice cream, but somehow couldn't figure out how to get the tub open...Anyway, I woke up by myself, magically. Got...

Okay. here we go.I'm trying to prepare myself for next week. We had a prep camp this week, with only about half the time (from eight a.m. to noon). But next week is the real deal.The show: Indiana JonesThe Band: Barbe Band of Blue.Time: 10:50 A.M., Friday, July Thirty-first, 2009.Alright. Here we go. If you don't know my name, then I don't care. I'll not be using the real people's names, either....

Okay, if you look at my profile, you can tell that I love to write. But, I have one problem:No one comments.I mean, if I'm doing horribly, then at least comment and tell me that! I mean, COME ON! I'm writing for a reason here! It can honestly get seriously annoying if your posting a story, knowing that no one is going to read it.This does not apply to the people who have commented on my poems....