Sami_revenge

Name
Sami_revenge
Age
28
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
January 31st, 2009

About

hi i am sami but i also go by
crazy monkey

or

sami revenge

my friends call me sami revenge and my family call me crazy monkey

i am 15

i like: A7X, ALL TIME LOW, H.I.M,Hollywood undead, Green Day, the Harry Potter Series, Draco Malfoy, music, movies, the internet, youtube, my phone, fire, the color black, my dog,fast and the furious, gone in 60 seconds, jackass, viva la bam, johnny knoxville, ryan sheckler, jeff dunham

dislikes: twilight, goody-two-shoes, my family, school, slow internet, high-pitched noises, annoying people, silence, Justin Bieber

I am: ONLINE.
Mood: bored and pissed
Mood Message: certain people need to get their priorities straightened out and fast!
Status: single and loving it
Currently: jammin to music
Listening to: Undead by hollywood undead
Eating: nothin
Drinking: coffee YUM!!!!!!!!!


R.I.P the rev
continue to rock on!!
and hopefully live in your own Little Piece of Heaven


Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"


If you belive repost this!

i had to post this because i know people who get picked on for likeing someone of the same sex as them

Some men play guitar like they're touching a woman: Ray Toro
Some men play guitar like they're touching themselves: Frank Iero
Some men play like they're doing both: Zacky Vengeance
Some men play guitar like they're touching themselves infront of a woman: Synyster Gates


I Pledge Alligence To The Deathbat Of The United
Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which
They Stand Plague, One Nation, Under Christ,
Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All


THE AVENGED SEVENFOLD BIBLE
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" and the "sex" in "sexy" ; ]
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shadows has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
M. Shadows can speak Braille.
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.
Johnny Christ went back in time and stopped the JFK assignation by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the beginning, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
The rev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire

I Never Meant To Leave This World Alone

I Never Meant To Hurt The Ones Who Care

And All This Time I Thought We'd Just Grow Old

You Know, No One Said It's Fair

Tell My Baby Girl That It's Alright

I've Sung My Last Song Tonight


92% of kids have turned to rap, pop, & hip hop. If your one of the 8% who like to head bang and disturb the peace copy and paste to your profile

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. B.H
2. Which is your favourite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? black
3. Your first initial? s
4. Your month of birth? October
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Kayleigh
7. Your favorite number? 18
8. Do you like California or Florida more? California
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I will find love soon

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.