--A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,...

1.Leah talks about herself in the third person.She will do so here.2.Leah is unemployed.She has no money to buy stuff.3.Leah likes stuff.(shoes)(clothes)(books)(stuff!!)4.Leah is tired of talking about herself in the third person.She will stop now.5.I love books more than air.6.I have a cellphone that doesn't make calls.7.I think trees are pretty.8.I think Vogue Magazine is overrated.It really...