I Am Not Roughly 6 Feet Tall, Stfu! (Plus Questions!)

Actually I'm 5'10 at 14 so I kinda am.I'm currently listening to Never Shout Never while I try to update my Oli story. You're probably thinking WTF? She's should be listening to BMTH if she's writing about them. But no. My story is cute not I'm going to slit your throat and use your blood as syrup for my pancakes.The Smart Slug!?Mom: Okay, get up slug. Your dad's coming home. Get dressed.Me: He...
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:31pm

Everything's Pretty Sexy, and Questions.

Today, today, today!Today has been beyond interesting.First of all, what's with the title?!Sexy Men!I was walking through Walmart with my mum. As usual my IPod played on shuffle in my ears. I got some new bras. It was a good shopping trip. My IPod sounded like it turned off so I looked at the screen, it was the (near silent) beginning of Here Comes The Sun. I decided not to change it. As I look...
July 15th, 2010 at 11:27pm

Bring Out The Dancing Lobsters.

Does anyone remember that? The Amanda Show.I hope my title sucked you in, because I'm actually here to whore my story and talk about weird experiences today.For 1.) Check out my Oli Sykes story "I Swear I Heard Your Voice"You don't even need to know who Oli is, or even like him. Most of my subscribers don't even care for BMTH. It's very detailed and I think you'd like it.Weird things: I'm actually...
July 7th, 2010 at 06:13pm

Like A Horror Movie

So I had the worse dream I've had in a long time. We all have scary dreams eventually, yes. But this is the first time a dream has actually scared me into tears. Here it is;I had died and became trapped in limbo. I was invisible to everyone, I couldn't move anything or communicate with anyone. To make the matters even worse, this scary IT/ Freddy Krueger guy was trying to kill me for good. All of...
June 12th, 2010 at 03:33am

Creepiest Computer Ever

Actually more like horniest computer ever!Okay well, I'm online writing my story on Mibba. Then all of a sudden a pop-up comes up saying "Internet Explorer Is Not Your Default Browser!" So I exit out of that. I am a firefox user. Then a web page pops up (On internet explorer!) Talking about Viagra... What the hell?I exit out of that thinking "Well that was strange. What do they think, I'm a 30...
August 16th, 2009 at 09:42pm

Religon?

Religion.Not a big part of my life. If you ask me what my religion is, I would probably say Christian. But in my head I'm not sure if God is real or if I even have a religion. I believe in the idea of a god. Someone who made all of this, us, everything. But I honestly don't know. Most of the time I wonder if my whole life is a game, a giant competition to see if I'm good enough to go to Heaven or...
August 16th, 2009 at 12:34am

Suicide

Recently (more like 5 minutes ago), I read an article posted by my friend Marshall about a suicide that was broadcasted online. My first reaction was shock. I couldn't believe anyone could do that. And the worst part was that some of the audience of telling him to do it. I was speechless.My second reaction, sadness. It hurt so badly to read about the people who do post there deaths online. I was...
July 21st, 2009 at 10:35pm

FML!

Today I went to winn dixie and I saw the cute bag boy I always talk to. He doesn't know my name but I didn't care. He walked up to me and was like "I see you every where! I saw you at the mall, here, wow!" Then I said "Yeah I remember at the mall you're like 'HEY COKE ZERO'" (I always get a coke zero at winn dixie. Then my mom said "Her name's Sam by the way." Then he repeats my name like 7 times...
June 7th, 2009 at 10:49pm

Yay You're Another Year Closer To Dying! Happy Brithday!

Okay, question. Why do we have birthdays? I mean seriously there is nothing to celebrate. YAY YOU'RE ANOTHER YEAR CLOSER TO DYING! Not so positive. That's why I don't like birthdays. They scare the piss out of me. Because I don't wanna know I'm gonna die any sooner. Honestly I don't wanna die. I don't care if I'm going to Heaven or Hell. I just don't wanna die. So you get the point. So there's...
April 25th, 2009 at 10:51pm