Epitaphs

Here lie the bones of Joe
He was always on the go
He once had a pet poodle
And choked on a cheese doodle
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Here lies Marty
He died at a party
He had been living in Mahata
And was mistaked for a piñata
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Here’s the corpse of Kait
She died on this very date
She thought she couldn’t die
But choked on a small fly
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Here lies my buddy, Jonny Jones
He lived in many different homes
What had made his heartbeat go flat?
He fell down and landed with a splat
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Here lies Fred
He died in bed
There’s nothing else to say
I killed him, by the way