Monorhymes

Meet Bob- he’s insane
And really is a pain
He just moved here from Maine
He got here on a plane
He’s afraid of trains
He loves a cat names Shane
He thinks that he’s Mark Twain
He met a guy named Lane
It was really Shania Twain
He doesn’t have a brain
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I know a guy names Ace
He likes to play first base
He has an ugly face
He doesn’t have much grace
In band he plays the bass
He’s a family disgrace
He fell down in a race
And now wears a neck brace
I think he’s from outer space
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I have a cat names Pat
Pat is one fat cat
He’s as blind as a bat
He acts like a brat
I use him as a doormat
And stuff him in a hardhat