I'm Well Known For Red Carpet Affairs

I think I'll cut my hair
I think I'll paint my cheeks.
I think I'll wear shoes that brake my feet,
and I think I'll starve myself until I'm weak.

All of this
should ensure my success
because all with the right clothing
all anyone should see of me are my breasts.

Everything I touch will turn to gold,
better have diamonds too.
My name engraved in them on everything I own.
You can bet I'll never go home alone.

When I take my clothes off everyone will know I'm famous.
And no one will love me more than the press.