I'm a Sims 2 (and 3) Addict

Sims 2 Sims 2 how do I describe thee?
Beautiful as moonlight sifting through the trees
Fun as my cottage back in Maine
Addicting as crack cocaine
Sims 2 Sims 2 what have you done to me?
Made me dirty as a leech
Made me so fat I could be my own state
My boss is mad 'cause you always make me late
Sims 2 Sims 2 oh the havoc that I cause
I've broken so many laws
Playing on you, and killing those Sims
Starting fires and breaking their limbs
Sims 2 Sims 2 how you are so fun to play
Making my sims cook all that flambe
No matter how many skill points it takes
I don't care about the stakes
Because Sims 2
I don't know what I'd do
With out you