In Advance, Sorry About Your Feelings

If I ever made you feel
Like you were out-of-the-ordinary,
I'm sorry
It was all a lie;
If I ever made you think
That you were pretty special,
I apologize
I didn't mean a word of it;
And I bet you wish I had
Thought of your feelings
Before writing this song,
Well I'm sorry about that, too;
But I guess you'll have to
Get over it and move along
And turn off the song,
But you have to play it cool,
Now, don'tcha?

If something I said once
Made you get
Butterflies in your stomach,
Well, I take it all back;
Insects don't belong there
Anyways;
I apologize if I'm
Making you cry,
But frankly, my dear,
I don't give a damn;
If I whispered sweet nothing's,
And they made you blush,
Well, you don't look good
In red,
So I guess I'm doing you
A favor;

I probably told you
That I liked your eyes,
And that made you smile;
But, there's nothing I
See in them,
Besides what everyone else has;
You've got nothing to offer,
How about that?
I bet you wish
That I would go to hell;
If that's the case,
Then I'll see you there,
I won't wait long,
I swear.