Today

The tiles in my kitchen are Camouflage and purple
My ferret’s cage is nasty. The posters in my room seem to move in the breeze
The pictures frown down upon me. Cookies seem to hate against my taste buds
The candle in my room burns bad
The CD’s in my hand shatters, everything falls apart
My doorknob has a sticky-twist
My iPod broke dammit. Life is a sucky bitch, you’re gonna love my nuts
My hairspray burns my eyelids
My close hangs in shambles, hey wait stranger theirs a light ahead
Life is better now.